What's the most embarrassing or disgusting thing that's happened to you while you were having sex?

And no names, please. I don't want to know.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2000

Answers

This hasn't happened to me, but I've had friends talk about vagina farts during sex because of all that air. Nothing really embarrassing/disgusting has ever happened to me during sex..and if there was, I don't remember.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2000

"vagina fart" = queef

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2000

my brother told me this story about a girl he knows. she was experimenting in college and she was dying to try anal. so they were having sex one night and she told him to try it. well to make a long story short, he stuck it in, and the same moment that happened, she threw up all over the place.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

Three words: Walked In On

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

i hate the word "queef"

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

I don't have anything to say, I just wanted the chance to create a fun anonymous email address.

Okay, I thought of something fun to say, too: I don't believe in the female orgasm.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

Yup, yup. Vagina farts are funny and embarrassing.

Who doesn't believe in the female orgasm? I sure as hell do -- oooooyeah.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

female orgasm!!!!!!! oh my gawd yeah. if there weren't i would die. i love sex.

why don't we talk about places we've had sex. that might be fun. :) new topic? nah..well whatever.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

on the hood of his truck on a road off the main highway--on the way home from his place no less, where there had just occured various sexual enterprises.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

An..acquaintance of mine was giving her boyfriend a blowjob. Apparently, he came so hard that the cum hit the back of her throat, causing her gag reflexes to kick into action. . and she threw up all over him. Yuck.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

lmao.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

Sex? What's that???

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

You know, I hate the word queef as well.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

the last time a guy went down on me i totally blew ass right in his face. it didn't smell, but it was SO LOUD. it was hilarious.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Just thought I'd throw this in: Instead of calling them "queefs" my friends and I call them "vurps" (vaginal burps) courtesy of that all informative magazine, Cosmopolitan.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

"Blew ass" -- that kills me.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

vurps aren't vaginal burps, they're VOMIT burps, like when you burp a little bit of puke comes up.

didn't you go to elementary school?

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Just trying to stir up shit... what's your opinion on the g-spot?

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

I was at a dance, and my boyfriend and I started doing it on the dance floor (we were both drunk). When he stuck it in me, I queefed. I swear, like everyone heard it, and he dumped me the next day.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2001

A friend of mine was offended by her boyfriends lack of respect that was shown when she went down on him (he blew wind in her face)when she returned the favor, she was a little to relaxed and blew a wet fart. They instantly broke up.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2001

Yuck... I was a party once where this couple was making out. Suddenly she sneezed. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. Don’t ask why we were all watching them make out. It was a slow party.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2001

vagina farts r the guys falt they need to know that

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

I was in college, and I was experimenting. I had my boyfriend over and I took my lighter. I queefed massively and the flame blew into his face. He was bleeding internally and had third-degree burns. I also was having sex and I queefed so loud it shook the land and my boyfriends dong blew out like a shooting star. His dong after that was purple for weeks.

-- Anonymous, May 06, 2001

i have a dispute with a friend. he does not believe me when i say that a queef is a 'vaginal fart' not a regular one. he doesn't get it. will someone please confirm?

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2001

A Queef is a Vaginal Fart. Air enteres the vagina and then is released back through the vagina like an anal fart. Whats funny is when you cum in a girl and then she queefs blowing all the cum back out... Now thats what I call safe sex!!!

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2001

By the way....the correct spelling of the word is "CUIF"

It was on the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee today, some 14 year old jewish homeschool kid spelled it right.



Note: this was not an anti-sematic comment, just an observation

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD "VAGINAL FART" QUEEF IT WAS KIND OF LOUD I GOT REALLY EMBARESED BUT HE DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING SO I DINDT CARA BUT THAT WAS MY MOS EMBARESSING MOMENT WE JUST KEEP IN THE MOOD

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

A queef is definately the guy's fault. Unfortunately, many of them fail to see this. I was camping and a guy I didn't know went down on me, after it was over I sat up and let out three huge queefs. Ever since, him and the guy who was "sleeping" next to me call me triple pooter. Any suggestions on how to prevent a queef?

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2001

ummmm when me and my girl were having our fun she queefed. At first I was a little stunned, but I let it go and pounded her to orgasm...I don't think either of us minded the queef at all!

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2001

Queefing usually occurs when the walls of the vagina are loose and not as tight. Women who have had children, too much sex or are over 40 usually queef. Do so KEGEL exercises to tighten the muscles. The air won't enter cause the mucles are in top shape and then you won't queef. It's not the men's fault.

-- Anonymous, July 30, 2001

"Doctor" -you're full of shit. A woman doesn't have to be all loose or "worn out" to queef. It CAN be the man's fault. In fact it USUALLY IS. After all, he's the one PUMPING THE AIR IN THERE! Kegels are a great thing, but you can be as tight as a 12 year old virgin and still queef.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Who fucking cares whose fault a "queef" is. Jesus. Unless you have to report them to your insurance company or something.

-dan

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2001

Its just air. relax.

-- Anonymous, August 19, 2001