We brought some eggs for thanksgiving and they had an add on them for goodegg.com I went there and found this...they are going to put laid dates on eggs. See for yourself http://goodegg.com/eggdating.html

-- grant (organicgrange@yahoo.com), November 23, 2000

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Early morning humor: I have dated some foxes and some turkeys before, but never an egg.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), November 24, 2000.

Sorry, I can not resist this... Did they have a best when laid by date on then too?

-- grant (organicgrange@yahoo.com), November 24, 2000.

Now all they have to do is date chickens; then we will be able to tell for sure which came first - the chicken or the egg. :>)

-- JLS in NW AZ (stalkingbull007@AOL.com), November 24, 2000.

Grant:

No, it was more of a case of ASAP.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), November 24, 2000.

Y'all better watch your language - if the city folk here that we're all dating our livestock, they might take it the wrong way! That's how those shepherd/sheep love stories get out, y'know! LOL!!!

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), November 25, 2000.

Soni, Sheep lie.

-- JLS in NW AZ (stalkingbull007@AOL.com), November 25, 2000.

My friends in a nearby metropolis had these eggs in the fridge. What a tedious mess, best avoided by having a few birds of your own!

-- Anne (HT@HM.com), November 25, 2000.

Soni:

And pigs will squeal on you.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), November 27, 2000.

Ouch - striaght from the horses mouth, no doubt! By the way, Ken, you oughta post that sheep joke you sent me here for the edification of the rest of the group - they seem like real party animals!HOO HOOO!

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), November 27, 2000.

I must admit that I have dated thousands of eggs..............seconds before I put them in the incubator! ha ha ha

-- Cindy in Ky (solidrockranch@msn.com), November 28, 2000.

OK Soni, I guess it is clean enough.

Two shepherds were gathering up the flocks for their annual trip into the ranch for shearing. One mentioned to the other one how much he was looking forward to going in. Other asked if it was the good homecooked food, soft bed or friendly bars. First one said, "None of those. Tomorrow I get to see them all naked."

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), November 28, 2000.

Middle Tennessee - where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

-- Linda Al-Sangar (alsangal@brentwood-tn.org), November 29, 2000.

All this beastiality humor. Real baaaaaaaaad. :)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), November 30, 2000.