Have you ever put your foot in your mouth and gotten someone in trouble? Do you find yourself doing it often? Do you do it on purpose? To friends? On their wedding day? Man, that sucks. Remind me not to invite you to my wedding.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

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-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

lord... once i was talking to a friend inbetween classes and it was really hot in the school and she kept complaining how hot it was and she was sweating in her little cheerleaders uniform. Well, she later on went to go hug her boyfriend and i was like "ewww... you're going to hug him with those nasty pits?" i embarrassed her, he got all grossed out, and i was sitting there laughing. I think she's still holding a grudge eventhough they broke up a week later... and that was a year ago.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

when my friends get married, i'll probably do it to them then.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I embarassed my friend just the other day. She had told me this friend of hers was really hot [in her opinion] and stuff, and she had a boyfriend and all.. and when I saw this hot friend of hers I told him what she said because I love embarassing her, and the guy friend started teasing her, it was hilarious, because she absolutely died. What's funny though, is I sort of brought them together, because my friend just broke up with her boyfriend and is persuing a relationship with the hot friend. It doesn't always turn out badly, I spose!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oh, lord. I definitely have a prime example of putting my foot in my foot ...

Okay. It's junior prom. I drive out to the middle of nowhere to pick my friend Jenni up and we're driving back to the city to meet our dates when she says, "Oh. My. God. I forgot my pill." And we're not talking just any pill here, this was THE pill, and it was imperative that we get it..because she and Ryan had been dating forever and it was prom and yada yada. So we turn around, go back, get the pill, get to Ryan's about a million hours late (only a number of minutes really..)

Anyways, Ryan's parents = conservative bastards from hell who want to run his life. They didn't know about the sex. Thus, when I announced loudly (not realizing they were around) to our friend that we were late because "we had to turn around and get the birth control"...umm.. it was a bad mistake. Let's just say, the next day, the shit hit the fan at his house.

I think the lesson here is don't mention things like that when parents could be within a five mile radius. :P

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000