Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 45 pounds.

Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: About 45 minutes.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), October 05, 2000

Answers

Okay Ken, do you know why a married woman weighs 45 lbs. more than a single woman?

A single woman comes home looks in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman looks in the bed and goes to the fridge.

-- Laura (gsend@hotmail.com), October 05, 2000.

GOOD ONE LAURA!!!

-- Wendy (weiskids@yahoo.com), October 05, 2000.

Oh Laura!! Way too funny! Love it!!

-- Misha (MishaaE@aol.com), October 06, 2000.

What's the difference between a man and a cow chewing her cud?

At least when the cow's mouth is moving, you know something productive is happening!

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), October 06, 2000.