Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done! (If you live in the deep south you know what I meam!)

-- Richard Arnold (Trickn7474@yahoo.com), September 26, 2000

Answers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stapled to the punk rockers forehead! ((Ewwww....sorry....a little 80's humor there for ya!))

-- Beth Weber (talmidim88@hotmail.com), September 27, 2000.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court??? She heard the referee calling fowls!!!! Sonda in Ks.

-- Sonda (sgbruce@birch.net), September 27, 2000.

Why did the horse cross the road???? Cause the chicken needed the day off!!! Sonda in Ks.

-- Sonda (sgbruce@birch.net), September 27, 2000.

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder??? She lays hand gren- eggs!!!!! Sonda in Ks.

-- Sonda (sgbruce@birch.net), September 27, 2000.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg???? It egg-plodes!! Sonda in Ks.

-- Sonda (sgbruce@birch.net), September 27, 2000.

Take a break, Sonda...

I'm getting egg-stremely annoyed. And that's egg-xactly how I feel. :)

(:raig

-- Craig Miller (CMiller@ssd.com), September 27, 2000.