Back from the dead!!!

BBS Corinthian League Match 28

10 March 1997, Anfield, we lost 4-3 again and Sky got a tad over-excited, didn't they? In reality, this game was nothing like the one the year before which had been so evenly matched you couldn't slide a fag paper between the sides, since Liverpool won the first half so easily that they simply nodded off in the second half when we scored 3 in 20 minutes and it tok a last minute strike from Fowler to restore the points to their rightful owners. A Gillespie strike was joined with a lovely chip from Tino and a rare Barton effort. Also one of Jimmy Crawford's rare United appearances after Sir Les broke down after replacing Beardo at half time.

Points Hislop 1 Watson 2 Barton 6 (goal) Elliott 2 Peacock 2 Albert 2 Gillespie 4 (booked and goal) Clark 2 Beardsley 2 Ferdinand 1 (sub) Crawford 1 (sub) Batty 1 (booked) Ginola 1 (sub) Asprilla 4 (goal)

Results: Match 28

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Athletico Backworth	1-2	Beardo United
Barton's Samba	2-2	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
Brewery Droopers United	4-0	Duncan's Disorderlies
Dabizas Pleazas	1-0	MacBeth's Marauders
MinesaS&N Academicals	5-0	Proper Lard Unathletic
Pilgrim's Converts	3-0	Steph's Superstars
Toon Goons	4-2	Woodstock County
Wallsend Old Boys	0-2	Yelli's Yobs

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Baxter Basics	3-0	Carlisle United Revisited
Blaydon Racers	2-2	Chevy's Choppers
Corinthian Smart-Casuals	1-3	Howdon Harriers
Dudley Boys	4-0	ITK Heaton World Beaters
Jessie's High Pants	1-3	Quantum Mechanicals
Pete's Porkie Pies	0-0	Real Zaragossy
Screacher's Creatures	4-0	The Gallowgate
Spayne	2-3	The Stellar Warriors

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Bewildered De Builders	4-2	Doomed United
Ceptic	0-6	Douglas All Boys (B) Team
FC Forget-Me-Nots	0-0	Gallowgateaserai
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	4-0	Preston Big End
Real Seghill	1-1	Shilbottle WMC
Sexy Boys	0-1	SS Enterprise
Superstitious FC	5-0	Toon Gutter Snipes
The Entertainers	9(Nine)-1	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	17	7	4	69	36	33	58
2	MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	16	5	7	63	37	26	53
3	Brewery Droopers United	Windy	16	2	10	62	40	22	50
4	Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	13	8	7	63	49	14	47
5	Steph's Superstars	Steph	12	6	10	51	45	6	42
6	Beardo United	Beardo	12	5	11	67	54	13	41
7	Athletico Backworth	Jonno	10	9	9	48	46	2	39
8	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	11	6	11	58	57	1	39
9	Dabizas Pleazas	PeteT	11	5	12	36	54	-18	38
10	Toon Goons	Ciara	10	7	11	49	50	-1	37
11	Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	9	6	13	44	47	-3	33
12	Barton's Samba	Barton	9	6	13	35	56	-21	33
13	Woodstock County	Cliff	8	5	15	39	44	-5	29
14	Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	8	5	15	36	51	-15	29
15	MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	7	8	13	36	57	-21	29
16	Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	8	4	16	41	73	-32	28

The Toon Goons can breathe a sigh of relief after securing Premiership football next season.

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Howdon Harriers	Softie	17	4	7	67	37	30	55
2	The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	15	6	7	61	47	14	51
3	Quantum Mechanicals	True	14	8	6	59	39	20	50
4	Carlisle United Revisited	Scratchy	13	6	9	55	45	10	45
5	Baxter Basics	Baxter	13	4	11	47	47	0	43
6	Blaydon Racers	Geordie	11	9	8	53	45	8	42
7	Screacher's Creatures	Screacher	10	9	9	58	51	7	39
8	The Gallowgate	Kegsy	11	4	13	43	61	-18	37
9	Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	11	3	14	35	44	-9	36
10	Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	10	5	13	53	54	-1	35
11	Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	9	8	11	30	33	-3	35
12	ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	10	5	13	27	41	-14	35
13	Spayne	Kevin Koogan (Garcie)	9	7	12	44	55	-11	34
14	Dudley Boys	Hayley	8	7	13	35	47	-12	31
15	Corinthian Smart-Casuals	The Geordie Jew	8	6	14	36	50	-14	30
16	Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	5	9	14	37	55	-18	24

BBS Notionless League Division 2 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	C FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Tom	18	7	3	71	27	44	61
2	Shilbottle WMC	Gus	15	8	5	54	35	19	53
3	Preston Big End	clarky	16	4	8	61	41	20	52
4	The Entertainers	Kevin Keegan	13	6	9	87	50	37	45
5	Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Gibbo	12	6	10	62	58	4	42
6	Real Seghill	Juano	11	8	9	54	44	10	41
7	Superstitious FC	Gav	11	8	9	66	63	3	41
8	Toon Gutter Snipes	Tre	12	5	11	48	62	-14	41
9	SS Enterprise	Elliot	11	7	10	51	41	10	40
10	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Josh	12	4	12	51	63	-12	40
11	FC Forget-Me-Nots	Robby Bobson	11	4	13	36	52	-16	37
12	Gallowgateaserai	Pit Bill	9	6	13	37	45	-8	33
13	Bewildered De Builders	De Builder	9	5	14	59	67	-8	32
14	Doomed United	Dougal	8	4	16	36	50	-14	28
15	Sexy Boys	Ruud Gullit	7	2	19	32	62	-30	23
16	Ceptic	TSM	6	2	20	23	78	-55	20

Congratulations to Tom whose FC Jumpers for Goal Posts have become champions of the BBS Notionless League 2.

Fixtures: Match 29

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Athletico Backworth	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	Vs	Dabizas Pleazas
Beardo United	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Barton's Samba	Vs	MacBeth's Marauders
Proper Lard Unathletic	Vs	Toon Goons
Steph's Superstars	Vs	Wallsend Old Boys
MinesaS&N Academicals	Vs	Woodstock County
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Yelli's Yobs

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Baxter Basics	Vs	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
Chevy's Choppers	Vs	Dudley Boys
Carlisle United Revisited	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Blaydon Racers	Vs	ITK Heaton World Beaters
Quantum Mechanicals	Vs	Screacher's Creatures
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Spayne
Jessie's High Pants	Vs	The Gallowgate
Pete's Porkie Pies	Vs	The Stellar Warriors

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Bewildered De Builders	Vs	FC Forget-Me-Nots
Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Vs	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts
Doomed United	Vs	Gallowgateaserai
Ceptic	Vs	Preston Big End
Shilbottle WMC	Vs	Superstitious FC
SS Enterprise	Vs	The Entertainers
Real Seghill	Vs	Toon Gutter Snipes
Sexy Boys	Vs	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2000

Answers

Oh, piss off.

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2000

Bliddy hell. a 2-2 home draw and a 4-0 away gubbing at the bottom of the table Choppers.

Screach coming up on the outside rail to take my play-off slot as well! AGGHHH!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Hmm - still don`t feel very secure in my bid for promotion - I have True sneaking up behind me, and Softie`s looking pretty secure at the top!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

YYYEEEESSSS!!! Second division champs and Stottie Cup Winners!!!! First division here we come!!!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Phew,

I got away with another one!

When's the next match Softie?

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

I haven't checked these results for a long time....so long in fact that I was heading for relegation last time I checked!!

Now I see I'm just outside a play off place! I expect that by checking the scores now I'll suddenly plummet back down the league again ;))

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

I certainly hope so this week at least Gav

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Gus I expect you to buy me a pint when you beat me ;))

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

How many matches are left? First season tremendous start low-mid table mediocatry from thereon and flirting with relegation zone. Must be happy with that!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

And when you meet me!

What is a pint of Cab Sav worth these days?

When I last asked that I was told to stop pretending I was posh!

However in my own defence ........... I can't say anything really!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

well, well, the relegation boys have managed safety! yahooo!!

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

How apt that TSM and Ruud Gullit are propping up the league (apologies to those BBSers)

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

It seems that Ceptic are almost certainly doomed, and rightly so. To lose at home to my boys is bad enough, to lose by six goals is just sloppy.

Thanks Softie - hope you enjoy the pint I promised (for something unrelated BTW). How many games are left?

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000