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If I had a lot of money that I wished to give away
I think upon my preacher friends a little test I'd play.
I'd call them all together and explain to them a plan
Whereby a thousand dollars would be given to each man.
The plan, it would be simple, anyone could get it straight
The language would be a paraphrase of Acts Two Thirty Eight.
They'd ask of me, "What Shall We Do?" I'd answer them as follows,
"Be baptized, each one of you "FOR" a thousand silver dollars."
My Baptist friend would shed his coat and cease his "because of " = prattle
He'd know the meaning of this "FOR" when he heard the silver rattle.
Friend Methodist too, without a doubt this "FOR" could understand.
If the understanding meant for him a thousand smackers in the hand.
Not one of them would argue back, and you can write it down,
Within thirty minutes, there'd not be a dry preacher in this town. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Nelta
-- Anonymous, September 05, 2000
Does anyone have a link to Nelta's? That was a very nice poem.
-- Anonymous, May 01, 2001