Two guys are sitting in the corner tavern and the conversation changes around to their wives. One says, "What do you mean you have to think twice before you go out?" Second one says, "First I have to think up a good reason to go out. Second I have to think up a good reason why my wife can't come along."

This guy comes home to find his wife standing naked in front of a full-length mirror cupping her breasts. He asks what she is doing. She says, "During my physical today the doctor said I had the breasts of a 20-year old." Husband asks, "Well, what did he say about your 45-year old ass?" Wife replies, "Honey, he didn't ask about you at all."

-- Ken S. in TN (scharabo@aol.com), August 18, 2000

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-- Sue (sulandherb@aol.com), August 18, 2000.

Good one Ken!! Did ya hear about the woman who told her hubby of 10 years that she wanted "implants". He said," Why don't you just rub them with toilet paper?" She asked if that would make them bigger, to which he responeded,"Sure worked on your a$$" Let the flames begin!!!!

-- John D in Pa (mrmopar@penn.com), August 18, 2000.

well, at least you offended both sexes equally. : ) i actually wrote the second one done so i could send it to my gram.

-- Amber (ambrosia75_@hotmail.com), August 19, 2000.