Researchers have determined a frequent sexual dream for women is being with two men at the same time. My attorney (of the female gender) said hers were of three men - one to cook, one to clean and the other to clean out the stable.

-- Ken S. in TN (scharabo@aol.com), August 11, 2000

Answers

I must admit I was afraid to even read this one! But it's hilarious! btw, being with two men doesn't at all sound like any fantasy I've ever heard women talk about! But then, I live a sheltered life... :)

-- sheepish (rborgo@gte.net), August 11, 2000.

Having a dream about one man would be good, too, IF I could convince him to do ANY chores at all, much less cooking, cleaning, etc. As for the rest of your post....I'm not touching that with a 49 1/2 ft. pole!

-- Hannah Maria Holly (hannahholly@hotmail.com), August 11, 2000.

Ken, I'm with your attorney--while my hubby and I get some much needed sleep! Now that's heaven.

-- Peg (NW WI) (wildwoodfarms@hushmail.com), August 11, 2000.

Do you know what a Amish Girls dream is? Two Meninite

-- Grant Eversoll (thegrange@earthlink.net), August 11, 2000.

AARRGH, groan, moan, what has the world come to - Amish puns!!! Got anymore?

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), August 12, 2000.

Nawwh, Ken, my favorite sexual dream is that any one of my favorite girlfriends and I would instantly become lesbians. If that did it for me, then I would really have it goin' on! My female friends are made of gold.

-- Rachel (rldk@hotmail.com), August 12, 2000.

I've always thought the 2 paychecks would be good ! But help with the house , that sounds good too ! I'll ask hubby .He said @$%^&*@#!$%^ , guess not in this life time .

-- Patty Gamble (fodfarms@slic.com), August 13, 2000.

Keep telling hubby when I get old I am going to hire chipndales to take care of me, clean house,make ice tea, ect.

-- kathy h (saddlebronc@msn.com), August 15, 2000.

Here's one more to add to the list! Every woman needs only 4 animals in her life. A mink wrapped around her shoulders. A Jacquar in her garage. A tiger in her bed. And a jackass to pay for it all! p.s. My thinking is the tiger & the jackass don't necessarily have to be two different animals! LOL! Jane

-- Jane Gauch (sewbears4u@hotmail.com), August 17, 2000.