BBS Corinthian League Match 22

6 December 1998, Middlesbrough away, 2-2. This was Big Dunc's second game when a Shearerless NUFC was trying to make its way with a target man and AN Other but finding it bloody hard work. We were 1-0 down in the first half when Charvet struck one of the sweetest volleys you'll ever see to put us level. The offending (rather than offensive) presence of Andersson was finally replaced by Dalglish before we managed to draw level again after we had gone 2-1 down after the restart. A Dabizas header (no, really) finished the game all square when he scored within 2 minutes of coming on.

Points Harper 2 Barton 2 Dabizas 5 (sub and goal) Howey 2 Lee 2 Speed 2 Charvet 6 (goal) Gillespie 2 Ferguson 2 Solano 2 Glass 1 (sub) Hughes 2 Andersson 2 Dalglish 1 (sub)

Results: Match 22

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Woodstock County	3-0	Athletico Backworth
Yelli's Yobs	1-1	Barton's Samba
MinesaS&N Academicals	1-0	Beardo United
Pilgrim's Converts	3-1	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach
Proper Lard Unathletic	3-0	Brewery Droopers United
Steph's Superstars	0-1	Dabizas Pleazas
Toon Goons	4-2	Duncan's Disorderlies
Wallsend Old Boys	3-3	MacBeth's Marauders

BBS Notionless League Division 1

The Gallowgate	2-3	Baxter Basics
The Stellar Warriors	0-2	Blaydon Racers
Jessie's High Pants	3-0	Carlisle United Revisited
Pete's Porkie Pies	1-0	Chevy's Choppers
Quantum Mechanicals	2-2	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
Real Zaragossy	5-0	Dudley Boys
Screacher's Creatures	2-3	Howdon Harriers
Spayne	0-1	ITK Heaton World Beaters

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Toon Gutter Snipes	4-0	Bewildered De Builders
Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	3-0	Ceptic
Real Seghill	3-1	Doomed United
Sexy Boys	3-0	Douglas All Boys (B) Team
Shilbottle WMC	5-1	FC Forget-Me-Nots
SS Enterprise	1-2	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts
Superstitious FC	2-0	Gallowgateaserai
The Entertainers	0-2	Preston Big End

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	14	5	3	57	29	28	47
2	MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	12	3	7	47	34	13	39
3	Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	10	7	5	52	39	13	37
4	Steph's Superstars	Steph	11	4	7	46	33	13	37
5	Brewery Droopers United	Windy	12	1	9	46	34	12	37
6	Athletico Backworth	Jonno	10	6	6	42	37	5	36
7	Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	8	5	9	35	31	4	29
8	Beardo United	Beardo	8	4	10	49	49	0	28
9	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	8	4	10	48	50	-2	28
10	Barton's Samba	Barton	8	4	10	24	39	-15	28
11	Toon Goons	Ciara	7	6	9	33	40	-7	27
12	Dabizas Pleazas	PeteT	8	3	11	29	46	-17	27
13	Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	7	4	11	30	36	-6	25
14	Woodstock County	Cliff	6	5	11	30	33	-3	23
15	MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	5	7	10	29	44	-15	22
16	Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	6	4	12	37	59	-22	22

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Quantum Mechanicals	True	13	6	3	49	27	22	45
2	Howdon Harriers	Softie	12	4	6	52	32	20	40
3	The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	12	4	6	46	33	13	40
4	Baxter Basics	Baxter	11	3	8	35	35	0	36
5	Carlisle United Revisited	Scratchy	10	5	7	42	37	5	35
6	Blaydon Racers	Geordie	8	8	6	44	35	9	32
7	Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	9	3	10	27	31	-4	30
8	Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	8	4	10	47	46	1	28
9	Screacher's Creatures	Screacher	7	7	8	44	46	-2	28
10	The Gallowgate	Kegsy	8	4	10	33	51	-18	28
11	Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	7	6	9	24	24	0	27
12	Spayne	Kevin Koogan (Garcie)	7	6	9	34	43	-9	27
13	Corinthian Smart-Casuals	The Geordie Jew	7	5	10	32	37	-5	26
14	ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	7	5	10	20	31	-11	26
15	Dudley Boys	Hayley	6	6	10	24	36	-12	24
16	Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	3	6	13	27	45	-18	15

BBS Notionless League Division 2 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Tom	13	7	2	52	20	32	46
2	Shilbottle WMC	Gus	13	6	3	45	26	19	45
3	Preston Big End	clarky	13	3	6	48	30	18	42
4	Real Seghill	Juano	9	7	6	48	28	20	34
5	Toon Gutter Snipes	Tre	10	4	8	40	41	-1	34
6	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Josh	10	4	8	42	45	-3	34
7	The Entertainers	Kevin Keegan	9	5	8	58	41	17	32
8	FC Forget-Me-Nots	Robby Bobson	10	2	10	33	42	-9	32
9	SS Enterprise	Elliot	8	6	8	40	33	7	30
10	Superstitious FC	Gav	7	7	8	50	58	-8	28
11	Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Gibbo	7	6	9	42	54	-12	27
12	Bewildered De Builders	De Builder	7	5	10	45	50	-5	26
13	Gallowgateaserai	Pit Bill	6	5	11	28	36	-8	23
14	Doomed United	Dougal	6	4	12	26	37	-11	22
15	Sexy Boys	Ruud Gullit	6	2	14	29	51	-22	20
16	Ceptic	TSM	5	1	16	19	63	-44	16

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Baxter Basics	Vs	The Stellar Warriors
Blaydon Racers	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Carlisle United Revisited	Vs	Pete's Porkie Pies
Chevy's Choppers	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals
Corinthian Smart-Casuals	Vs	Real Zaragossy
Dudley Boys	Vs	Screacher's Creatures
Howdon Harriers	Vs	Spayne
ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	The Gallowgate

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Bewildered De Builders	Vs	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles
Ceptic	Vs	Real Seghill
Doomed United	Vs	Sexy Boys
Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Vs	Shilbottle WMC
FC Forget-Me-Nots	Vs	SS Enterprise
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Vs	Superstitious FC
Gallowgateaserai	Vs	The Entertainers
Preston Big End	Vs	Toon Gutter Snipes

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Answers

And the missing info was:

Fixtures: Match 23

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Athletico Backworth	Vs	Yelli's Yobs
Barton's Samba	Vs	MinesaS&N Academicals
Beardo United	Vs	Pilgrim's Converts
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	Vs	Proper Lard Unathletic
Brewery Droopers United	Vs	Steph's Superstars
Dabizas Pleazas	Vs	Toon Goons
Duncan's Disorderlies	Vs	Wallsend Old Boys
MacBeth's Marauders	Vs	Woodstock County

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Well I was expecting a fall, le's hope it stops before I get to that red patch.

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Hard-fought point away at the table-toppers, and how congested that mid-table's looking. A wee run of form and I'm well in contention!

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Nice one Softie! ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000

Typical - I go away for a weekend and look what happens! Flippin` caretaker managers! (:o)

-- Anonymous, August 06, 2000