Tim and I got on a discussion yesterday and he has his own "soccer" analogy about sex.. but everyone seems to have a different view on the baseball analogy. So, is kissing the first base.. or does it go further. Tell me what you consider first, second, third base and then a homerun...

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2000

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it was different in my hometown richmond, but now everyone uses the base system as in reference to a girl's anatomy. first equals lips, second is the breasts, third is..you get it. a home run i suppose is going all the way, and although it sounds stupid to me i am just told i just dont know anything.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

I've never used these much, but around here it was: 1st: Kissing 2nd: French Kissing 3rd: Groping/Fingering/BJs.. home: Sex Grandslam was kinkier shit like anal..and whatever.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2000

I'd like to hear this soccer analogy.

Anyway, I was talking to my brother (rising junior in high school) and he said that this is how it goes:

First: kissing Second: hands up the shirt and down the pants Third: 69 Home run: all the way

Since when did the "bases" become quite so advanced so soon? Geez!

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2000

You can find Tim's soccer analogy at Commixion: http://www.gbdesigns.com/commixion.

See y'all in two weeks.

Greg

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2000

I just find it pretty funny that only the girls are speaking out on this.

First base - Kissing Second base - Feeling/Groping/Hand washing required. Third base - Err... Spit or swallow. Yeah. Home run - Hope you used protection.

I still see nothing in the soccer analogy. Then again, I have no clue about soccer. (*Suddenly takes an interest*) I do believe there's a game on right now!

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2000

Well, my friend has his own "Base System." His is called the "Pentagon Scheme." It goes like this:

The first point is kissing/holding hands - stuff you can do in public. The second point is under the clothes kind of stuff (mostly the guy's activity). The third is in the pants, fourth is oral of any kind, and fifth is all the way (protected or unprotected).

This change had to be made because in the base system, you could say you his second base, but no one would really know what that was? you touched her breasts, or you needed to wash your hands afterward? It was too unclear, so we came up with this: The Pentagon Scheme.

-- Anonymous, July 23, 2000

Oh by the way, a "winger" in soccer is a field player who is playing on the outer edge of the field. The wingers pass to the people in the inner most part of the field, or they can switch up the field by kicking the ball across the entire field (width-wise) to another winger.

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-- Anonymous, July 25, 2000

I say ENOUGH ALREADY! Enough with all the cute euphimisms, let's all not be afraid to call sex what it is and talk about it in plain terms. I'm all about the sexual revolution and if anyone has any doubts at all, read Kate Millet's "Sexual Politics" and you won't anymore. I get so upset when someone says something about sex and other people go "Too much info!!!" It shouldn't be, we're human and we crave touching. Okay sorry for the diatribe and taking this all way more seriously than I should. Off the soapbox I go.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2000

first - kissing with tongue, second - feeling under clothes and undergarments, third - fluids, fourth - humpin'.

re: the psuedo-intellectual who posted above: it's annoying that the mystique surrounding sex has completely vanished. that's a little depressing. i view it as a bodily function, like eating or drinking, but would sincerely prefer it if more meaning was placed upon it. talking about it is ruining it.

i mean, it's natural, it's great, but it's all anyone ever talks about, cute euphemisms or no, and that's pretty lame.

i'm tired.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

First base: Kissing With Tounge. Second base: Feeling under clothes, like ass and tits. Third base: Fingering, Blow job, eating out, 69. Home Plate: SCORE!!! everything, f*cking.

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2001

i was always told it was 1st~*~french 2nd~*~feel 3rd~*~finger 4th (home run)~*~fuck

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2001