What's the oddest bumper sticker you ever saw?--Al

-- Al Schroeder (al.schroeder@nashville.com), July 15, 2000

Answers

A junker going down the street sporting vanity license plates saying, "Ive Got Mine."

-- Denver doug (ionoi@webtv.net), July 15, 2000.

Probably "Lawsuit--those milk-drinking wizards." (It was our own bumper sticker, but a police car pulled us over once just to ask us what it meant!...at the time it was something someone had called our kids' band.)

-- Bev Sykes (basykes@dcn.davis.ca.us), July 15, 2000.

"It's OK to pick your nose, as long as you don't eat the boogers!" My mom used to have that one on her Jeep.

Ramblings of a JAP

-- Elan Kesilman (elan@elanworks.com), July 15, 2000.

This is the weirdest I saw:

HORSES PASS GAS
stations

Isn't that just awful?

-- Katie (missmermaid@hotmail.com), July 16, 2000.

"Being poor sucks."

Umm... this guy's paying for gas, parking, maintenance, oil, and (hopefully) insurance. All that money would pay for lots of bus fare, with plenty left over for food, rent, clothes, things like that.

-- Colin (ethilrist@prodigy.net), July 17, 2000.

In Maine they have a bumper sticker that is put out by the state, and is supposed to be serious: Brake for Moose, it might save your life. Obviously, people now put it on their cars for the humor factor. I mean who wouldn't brake for a moose?!heehee

-- Karen (kat_rn28@hotmail.com), July 18, 2000.

in florida i saw one with the Confederate flag on one side, and on the other : "If i knew they'd be *this* much trouble, I'd a picked *my own* Damn cotton!!"

Also, one that said: "Providence Radiator: A grat Place to Take a Leak" !!

-- Bubba (me@kkk.com), July 18, 2000.

"gretzky shoots, jesus saves!" one of my all time favorites.

-- aggie (aggiedonkar@yahoo.com), July 19, 2000.

"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"

...or possibly (being a dragon fan myself...)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

-- Atara (atara@raex.com), July 30, 2000.

1. Your kid may be on the honor role, but you are STILL an idiot.

2. Seen on an old, rusty truck with plastic flowers super-glued all over: "Just 14 more payments to go, and it's mine, all mine!"

-- Planet Earth (imagine@industrial-ideas.com), July 31, 2000.

I saw an old beat up and rusted out chevy pickup that said "Country Cadillac"

-- Dustin Lilja (bluefires10@aol.com), December 01, 2000.