I'm going to a bachlorette party for my brother's fiance this weekend. I was informed that we are all to buy her a "nasty" and/or joke gift.

Now, being the sister of the groom, "nasty" is just not a direction that I want to be headed. Can you imagine my brother saying, "Hey honey, let's play with that dildo my sister got you?"

Um, no. Suggestions?

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Answers

Nookie Cookies.. fortune cookies with umm.. nasty isn't the word I would use.. kinky, maybe.. little fortunes inside. Some aren't kinky, just downright funny. You still have to go to a sex shop to get them, but they're fun. :)

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Chocolate Body Paint A copy of the Kama Sutra Set of obviously fake handcuffs Barry White CD Disposable Poloroid camera Or, you could find out who IS planning on getting her a joke vibrator, and then wrap up a HUGE box of batteries.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

gag. i just *know* i am going to get an invite a year from now for my soon-to-be sister-in-law's lingerie shower. i concede that i would be even more grossed out if it was one of my own sisters, but it still gives me the heebie jeebies. i feel for you.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

Oh man. I know how you feel. My sister-in-law wants to talk to me about her and my brother's sex life at every turn.

Maybe get her something *really* nasty. Like limburger cheese or cow tongue or something?

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2000

I hear glow-in-the-dark condoms are quite funny. :>
the "Shaft" soundtrack, maybe?
massage oils?
perhaps some aphrodisiac-type food, like nice chocolate, or something.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2000

A friend of mine felt funny when she was in the same position that you are in now...she actually ended up getting the girl a Moo-Moo. You know, the huge dresses that are hidiously ugly? I thought it was hilarious!!!

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2000

My sister-in-law gave me some nice bath stuff from Crabtree and Evelyn. A couple of other friends who weren't into the "nasty" thing gave me nice nightgowns - sexy but pretty and one friend gave me a black feather boa which I have loved having.

I liked getting a couple of nice things amidst the dirty - it certainly didn't "spoil" the fun and it was lovely having someone whose gift I wasn't afraid to open!

Just get her some nice bath stuff - bubbles and a candle - then they can both use it or she can herself and you don't have to think about it...

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

Over the top, baby, over the top. Whenever a relation or friend puts you in this sort of situation you have to go so overboard with the response that you will never be asked to do it again. Did you ever see that movie with Val Kilmer where he was fighting the Germans? "Top Secret" I think it was called. Well, in it was a reference to a device called "The Anal Intruder 2000" or something. It was a jackhammer looking thing with a fist on the end of it. I would be willing to bet you would not even have to worry about being invited to the wedding(or any wedding for that matter)after giving this gift, thus saving time and expence. Good luck. Jason.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

You are all too funny! Thanks for the suggestions.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2000

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-- Anonymous, July 14, 2000