What's the weirdest/creepiest dream you've ever had?

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

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The creepiest dream I have ever had was a lot like yours, minus the eyeless assholes.

I dreamed (and it was so real) that I went through labor, delivered a beautiful baby girl, named her Savanna (a name I hate), and the moment they placed her in my arms, I fell in love. I mean, I really fell in love, not only in my dream, but that haunting feeling you get, as if your dreams are meshing with reality... you know? It's like, for days, I would think of the emotion that overcame me the very moment they placed my baby girl in my arms... in my dream. When I woke up, it was almost like I was disappointed that I had been dreaming, because I was so in love with that baby... It was creepy, and it still freaks me out to think of it, not because it was wierd, but because it was so real.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

i had a dream that i had no ride home, and got stuck in a closed grocery store with a little boy, his crazy white trash mother, and the young german nazi soldier they were torturing because he had killed the little boy's sister.

it was weird.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

Wow, mine was another weird pregnancy dream. Last night (of all nights) I dreamt I was pregnant and somebody stabbed me in the belly and the baby just jumped out (ala aliens). The weird thing is that the baby was about 6 months old instead of new born and I hadn't had the time to shop for the baby yet. So I just started to carry it around (I held it like my arms were a swing and the baby sat in them facing outward) and went shopping.

Weird. E.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

I dreamed that my friend Katie and I were pulling up to her apartment and we saw someone inside. Katie said, "There's a girl in my apartment!" and we went inside. A girl was sitting on the couch, which was in the wrong spot, just chatting away to no one. "There's a girl in my apartment!" Katie repeated. "Oh, it's no big deal. I'm just going to kill her." So then Katie sits next to the girl on the couch and the girl just keels over, dead. "Oh, don't worry, I'll bury her in the backyard."

So Katie and I hang around her apartment for a while and the dead girl is still slumped over on the couch. When it's time to leave, Katie ties a rope around the girl's neck and drags her outside onto the porch. Then she sets the girl in a chair on the porch.

"What are you doing?" I ask her. "You should call the cops or bury her or something."

"Oh, she's going to be my watch guard," Katie replies, nonchalantly. Then we leave.

I also dreamed that my grandmother, mother, this cook from the hospital (where I used to work) and I were walking around ISU, and the cook, Val, was walking weirdly because her back hurt. My grandmother continually made rude comments to Val and my mother and I kept looking at each other, thinking, God, I wish she'd shut up. Finally, Val is walking over the overpass on campus, and Grandma is making a comment, so I yell, "Shut up, Grandma! Shut the HELL up!" And we both start crying, and I apologize and tell her I'm just depressed, but she walks off.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

I had a dream when I was in elementary school where me, and three of my really good friends and i were at school way after it had already gotten out for the day, and a teacher told all 4 of us to run to the office to get simething. My friends were all faster runners than I was, so after a while i stopped and just stood near the play ground. I remember I was wearing a purple sweater with 3 little ballerinas on the front (which is a sweater that I actually owned at the time). It started raining all of a sudden and I found myself swimming in a huge puddle right next to the playground. Then, the scenery changed and the playgrouind turned into a grassy area and some really tall trees grew, separating the pond from the grass. And a boulder appeared to the left of the trees. But I could still see my school on the left of me, and the baseball feild on my right. Then, my best guy friend, Chad, and his family were camping in the grass, and there was some old guy (a stranger) sitting on the rock, fishing in the pond where i was swimming. I suddenly realized that I was not wearing my clothes anymore, that they had fallen off. So I started calling to chad, telling him that he has to help me find my clothes. Then the old guy fished them out for me.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2000

I had a nightmare that I was back in sixth grade, and that all the parents in the world were shipping their children off to factories to work, but the kids were really being turned into dogfood. I was one of those kids. It was me and my school's football team. Irony? I think so.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I once dreamt that my oldest friend, my ex-girlfriend, and I were visiting my mental version of the Holocaust Museum (I'm never been there, so I don't know if what I saw was accurate or not)... They stuffed me in a cremating oven and left me there.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I had a dream once that I was in the hospital when my dad was being born. The hospital was painted black, and all the doctors and nurses were being black. And I was running all over trying to find my mom, and my grandma snatched me up and took me away. It was weird.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I had this really creepy dream on Saturday. Okay, there was a whole bunch of stuff that happened but this is the only but I can remember clearly. Okay, I'm in a yard, there's a dark brown horse standing, with a halter on. A stable boy's next to the horse. And there's this creepy skinny man about 20 or something, he's walking around the horse and he goes, "Heere's Johnnny" in this really creepy voice. Apparently, that's the name of the horse! And, he had really big round bug eyes. Then he came up to me and looked me right in the eyes and I couldn't tear myself away and it was really scary like hypnotising. and then he sort of widened his eyes even more and it was like I fell into a spell or something. Ick. It was just really creepy. I forced myself to wake up at this point because I didn't want to scream or anything since I was on a geography trip!

Katy

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I have so many weird dreams. I remember my dreams on a near-daily basis. Here's the odd one I had last night:

I arrived at my boyfriend Chris's house for the weekend. I hadn't expected his family to be there -- they were supposed to be going on vacation -- but they were, and they were redecorating the whole house. They were building a pool out back, so I headed into the bathroom to change into my bathing suit. Before I started changing, I looked in the mirror and realized I had no idea how I had actually *gotten* to Chris's house. I was supposed to have flown standby from Atlanta to Boston, but I had no recollection of going to the airport or anything. I also didn't consider the option that I was having a dream, which is actually something I do a lot when I'm dreaming.

Anyway, I started changing into my bathing suit, and when I was about halfway done, the door to the bathroom opened. I realized that Chris's whole family, including extended family, was watching me change. The door was actually a two-way mirror: it looked like a mirror to me, but it was a window to those outside the bathroom. I shrieked and tried to tell everyone to leave me alone. Then, I heard crying. Suddenly, Chris's extended family turned into MY extended family, and my poor sick grandmother came forward, sobbing about how I didn't like her new transparent door.

"I didn't mean it, Grandma," I said. Recall that I was still only half-dressed at this time. "It's a very nice door."

Then, my family headed out on *their* vacation, which involved walking up a street with plastic tarps over their head. At least I finally had clothes on by that point.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2000

I had a dream that i was fucking my mother for hours and hours but i couldnt give her an orgasm. I never was good enough for ol mom.

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2000

i had a dream a long time ago and it really freaked me out.

i was at school taking the ACT and they asked for a pen instead of pencils which was really weird. So, I checked my bag, and it was overflowing with pencils. I went to my locker to get one, and it was filled to the top with pencils. Then, after a while of searching through my locker, the whole hallway's lockers opened and out poured millions of pencils that were practically flowing into the hallways like water. Then, i managed to escape and the principle outside my life is doomed and i am never going to have a job because i didnt have a pen to take the test. So, I went off to my home, and it was gone. There was a big sign saying "Tiffany Ruined Our Lives. Wood Donated To Pencil Factory". That's when I woke up.

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2000