For anyone out there who might know... What is proper etiquette for catching someone gold digging in booger canyon?

I was in the bar the other night when I look up to see a guy in knuckle deep. At first, he didn't notice me and I tried to look away before he did, but almost instantly we were locked in a stare which seemed like forever. He then quickly pulled out and acted like nothing happend. I did the same, but was in disbelief about the whole thing. I understand sometimes there is more work that needs to be done that an ordinary tissue can't handle, but shouldn't these things be done some private area? Am I off here? Is there any better way to handle this situation?

-- Sean (sean.new@sitel.com), June 15, 2000

Answers

It's easy. Get up, say, I've gotta boogie, be right back, and go to the bathroom and get rid of it. Sure we all pick our noses at one point or another, but jeez, there's a time and a place for that and I'm not talking about your car!

-- Ainjel (amitybean@chickmail.com), June 17, 2000.

I say you point at the offender while laughing hysterically and shouting NOSE PICKER NOSE PICKER!!!!!!

At least that's what *I'd* do.

Unless the person was bigger than me. They might feel the need to pin me down and feed me nose droppings and EW (!!) i'm grossing myself out.

-- Terry (imzadi22@chickmail.com), June 19, 2000.

Ugh, Terry, did NOT need the visual on that...

*gag*

-- Ainjel (amitybean@chickmail.com), June 20, 2000.