Tim didn't specify a qotd, so I'll make one up. What do you think of the guest entries?

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Answers

Well to be honest, Greg and Zed weren't really up to much, but that Tim guy, he really showed promise...

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

I loved the ones by Greg and Zed... but who the hell is the Tim crackpot. I mean the kid picks on Greg like there is no tomorrow... I think I'm gonna have to kick his scrawny brit arse. Is everyone aware that Tim only has one eyeball? The other was torn from his head during a nasty ping pong tournament in which Bus Girl and Pretend Girlfriend Boy were playing against Tim and he missed, it hit him in the eyeball causing profuse bleeding. Eventually the doctors had to remove the eyeball leaving a gaping hole in Tims head. But Tim, being the obnoxious teenager that he is, didnt like having a hole where the eye used to be, so now he walks around with a ping pong ball in the socket.

My question of the day: Do you think Tim should pick on Greg so much, I mean what did Greg ever do to Timothy? :)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Heh, I can't think of Tim as a Timothy. That's funny ;)

Anyway, I really like the guest entries. Of course, I'm biased, cause I read Greg's, Zed's, and Tim's journals anyway, so for me it's just a chance to read more of their wonderful inspiring words (god, I'm such a suck-up).

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Being a completely impartial observer, I'd answer Yes, Tim should pick on Greg. After all, Tim may have a ping-pong ball for an eye, but you don't want to know what Greg has instead of a right leg!

You do?

He has an air hostess. I'm not kidding, where his right leg should be, there's a bloody air hostess giving out complementary bags of penuts! Greg and nuts? Let's not go there...

Plus, after all, he is the secret love child of John Wayne.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Of course Tim is right (isn't he always). Not only do I have an air hostess for a right leg, not only am I the secret love child of John Wayne, but I am indeed a really really smelly poop head.

Gosh, I wish I was more like Tim. Isn't Tim great? If I was in charge of this forum I'd make the question of the day 'Don't you agree that Tim is the most fantastically wonderful person in the world?'. Ah, but then there would be no discussion, would there? It would just be everyone posting replies with 'yes' in.

Man I wish I was Tim...

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Oh yeah, Timothy, I want to be just like you. You got it right, even putting a fake post up using my name...

I'm guess "air hostess" is like a flight attendant... and I would take one of them as a leg anyday, over a ping pong eyeball. We all do have to pity poor Tim, though, he is in luuuuuurve with himself, as we all know. Here's a contest, if you can guess the average number of times, Tim mentions his name in an entry, or worships himself, you can win the bag of peanunts being handed out by the "air hostess".

We all know that the truth is that Timothy wants to be ME!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Of course I love myself far more than Greg loves himself, who managed (God knows how) to plus his journal *seven* times in his two appearances on digital ink.

He also mentioned me in both of them. Who wants to be who here...

(And before anyone mentions it, yes I did mention him too, but I was insulting the little bugger!)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Crikey, this is all a bit vicious. I'm just waiting for Katie to turn up and knock our heads together.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

I like them, they sort of expose me to other journallers I'd never read before.

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Nah, its not vicious... Tim and I like each other. No bad blood between us... at least I dont have bad blood, I've heard Tim's blood is a little off, but we won't mention that here.

Wanna shake hands, Tim! :)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Now, now Tim...

Nah, its not vicious... Tim and I like each other. No bad blood between us... at least I dont have bad blood, I've heard Tim's blood is a little off, but we won't mention that here.

Wanna shake hands, Tim! :)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

I don't think I'll bother.. I'll feel to left out... =)

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

I've been thinking about writing one lately, but since I haven't done anything that anyone would care about, I'm not really sure what to talk about. :)

Eric...hey, what's this pink fleshy thing doing in my cheek?...

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2000

Oh, come on Eric... do a guest entry... I'm sure you have something that you've done recently that Katie's readers would like to read about...

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

Greg m'dear... shut up!

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

i prefer katie-penned entries, because i didn't pay enough attention for the past year and don't know who these other people are :\

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000

anyone wanna do a guest entry for me?

just asking... they'll be posted on my new domain which will come out sometime in uhh june. I'm buying it tonight..hah.

anyway, let me know. it doesn't matter if ya know me...just have to have some dry sarcasm.

oh yeah, I love the guest entries. they're exciting...makes for more reading pleasure. plus, fights between greg and tim supposedly...hah! who couldn't love that?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2000