Match Number 24

18 April 1998, Old Trafford, 1-1. Our part in seeing that the title went to Highbury. Andreas Andersson had scored for us before Greaseboy equalised. Robert Lee went clear in the 89th minute to win it for us but Ole Gunnar Solskjaer showed his true class by hacking him down. Uriah Rennie showed him a red car and his revolting team mates demonstrated their sportsmanship by running over to congratulate the cheating little bastard for his professional foul. We got f*ck all out of it.

Points Given 1 (booked) Barton 0 (banned!) Batty 0 (banned!) Lee 5 (he gets 3 Magpie points for the goal he deserved - dirty cheats) Shearer 1 (booked) Speed 2 Pearce 2 Pistone 1 (booked) Albert 2 Dabizas 2 Andersson 4 (goal) Ketsbaia 1 (sub)

Results: Match 24

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Bar Samba	0-3	Ath B'worth
Bor C'bch	2-4	Brdo Utd
HTIN?	0-3	Brwry Drp Utd
Min Acad	3-3	Mac Mar
Steph Sup	3-4	Pil Con
ITKHWB	2-0	TFKASS
Toon Trag	2-1	T Goons
W'stck Co	4-2	W'end OB

Scratchy mate, hats off for scoring the first zero of the league. Notionless League next season for sure :-)

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bla Rac	0-6	Bax Bas
Che Chop	1-0	Ceptic
Dunc's D's	1-0	Dud Boys
JHP	2-1	How Har
PLU	4-0	PPP
Real Z	4-3	Q Mech
G'gate	0-1	Spayne
Y Yobs	4-5	TSW

I can hear the fur flying on the South coast...;-)

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	19	2	3	56	23	33	59
2	Steph's Superstars	17	1	6	52	29	23	52
3	Brewery Droopers United	15	1	8	44	32	12	46
4	MinesaS&N Academicals	14	2	8	52	31	21	44
5	Toon Tragedy	14	0	10	40	31	9	42
6	MacBeth's Marauders	13	2	9	44	39	5	41
7	Beardo United	13	0	11	45	39	6	39
8	Pilgrim's Converts	10	4	10	50	46	4	34
9	Wallsend Old Boys	10	4	10	37	39	-2	34
10	Barton's Samba	10	1	13	37	38	-1	31
11	Toon Goons	10	1	13	33	40	-7	31
12	Woodstock County	10	0	14	34	49	-15	30
13	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	7	3	14	31	43	-12	24
14	How Toon is Now?	8	0	16	21	52	-31	24
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	6	1	17	23	46	-23	19
16	TFKASS	4	2	18	24	49	-25	14

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	19	1	4	59	25	34	58
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	15	1	8	44	29	15	46
3	Howdon Harriers	14	3	7	47	26	21	45
4	The Stellar Warriors	14	1	9	47	39	8	43
5	Yelli's Yobs	13	0	11	52	47	5	39
6	Jessie's High Pants	13	0	11	50	45	5	39
7	Quantum Mechanicals	11	4	9	45	37	8	37
8	Real Zaragossy	12	1	11	50	47	3	37
9	Spayne	12	0	12	41	36	5	36
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	11	0	13	22	37	-15	33
11	Baxter Basics	10	1	13	42	51	-9	31
12	The Gallowgate	9	3	12	22	35	-13	30
13	Chevy's Choppers	8	2	14	44	49	-5	26
14	Blaydon Racers	8	1	15	28	43	-15	25
15	Dudley Boys	7	1	16	26	53	-27	22
16	Ceptic	5	3	16	21	40	-19	18

Fixtures: Match 25

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Bor C'bch	Vs	Ath B'worth
Bar Samba	Vs	Brdo Utd
Min Acad	Vs	Brwry Drp Utd
HTIN?	Vs	Mac Mar
Steph Sup	Vs	TFKASS
ITKHWB	Vs	Pil Con
Toon Trag	Vs	W'end OB
W'stck Co	Vs	T Goons

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bla Rac	Vs	Ceptic
Che Chop	Vs	Bax Bas
Dunc's D's	Vs	How Har
JHP	Vs	Dud Boys
PLU	Vs	Q Mech
Real Z	Vs	PPP
G'gate	Vs	TSW
Y Yobs	Vs	Spayne

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2000

Answers

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehoooo!!!!!!!!! The Stellar Warriors kick ass!!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2000

Well Softie - the spookiness continues.

Earlier this evening, in discussing proposed rule changes on another thread, I made reference to this very match.

I must remember to do the lottery this week...

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2000

Erm..Has anyone got a map to Dudley Welfare, the Parc de Pints or the

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

(damn that enter key) MOTD Stadium for next season? Now where's my Graham Taylor book of excuses?

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

Scratchy,

If our current form continues you will not have to visit the Par de Pints next season as we'll be pushing for promotion from the BBS Conference :-((

6-0!!! ferchristsake.....

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

At last, class shines through. They laughed when I chose Andersson instead of Shearer, oh how they laughed. Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear them laughing.

But now my Swedish wonder has shown the talent he has promised for so long. It can only be a matter of time before he becomes a regular 30 a season man. Watch me climb the league like a pheonix from the flames. First the Corinthians, then the world. Muhahaha!

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

Solksjaer's true folly lies in the fact that, as we all secretly know, Bob Lee would never have scored in a one-on-one with the keeper anyway.

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - I'm happy, oh so happy, I'm happy so happy and .......now now.....don't get too cocky.. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that was my cup final.....to beat the Scratchy one.......itch ye bugger.....ITCH!

-- Anonymous, May 23, 2000