Match Number 22

4 March 2000, Chelsea at SJP, we lost 1-0 to a Poyet goal (surprise, surprise). No bookings, which was something. Concensus of opinion was that YBR was pulling his punches to keep the Pensioners guessing.

Points Given 1 Barton 2 Howey 2 Dabizas 2 Hughes 2 Domi 2 Solano 1 (sub) Dyer 2 Lee 2 Ketsbaia 1 (sub) Speed 2 Shearer 2 Ferguson 2

Results: Match 22

BBS Premier Corinthian League

W'end OB	0-5	Ath B'worth
W'stck Co	1-0	Bar Samba
Pil Con	3-1	Brdo Utd
Steph Sup	4-2	Bor C'bch
TFKASS	1-2	Brwry Drp Utd
ITKHWB	1-0	HTIN?
T Goons	4-0	Mac Mar
Toon Trag	3-2	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

TSW	1-2	Bax Bas
Y Yobs	2-0	Bla Rac
PPP	1-0	Ceptic
PLU	2-3	Che Chop
Q Mech	2-2	Dud Boys
Real Z	3-2	Dunc's D's
Spayne	1-2	How Har
G'gate	0-2	JHP

Gasp! PLU slip up and the battle of the South Coast reaches fever pitch as Yelli's Yobs beat the Blaydon Racers and The Stellar Warriors collapse against Baxter Basics...

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Athletico Backworth	17	2	3	48	22	26	53
2	Steph's Superstars	16	1	5	46	25	21	49
3	MinesaS&N Academicals	13	1	8	47	27	20	40
4	MacBeth's Marauders	13	1	8	41	33	8	40
5	Brewery Droopers United	13	1	8	38	31	7	40
6	Beardo United	12	0	10	41	34	7	36
7	Toon Tragedy	12	0	10	35	30	5	36
8	Wallsend Old Boys	10	4	8	34	33	1	34
9	Pilgrim's Converts	9	3	10	44	41	3	30
10	Barton's Samba	10	0	12	35	32	3	30
11	Toon Goons	9	1	12	29	38	-9	28
12	Woodstock County	9	0	13	29	42	-13	27
13	How Toon is Now?	8	0	14	21	46	-25	24
14	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	6	3	13	28	39	-11	21
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	5	1	16	20	43	-23	16
16	TFKASS	4	2	16	24	46	-22	14

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	17	1	4	51	25	26	52
2	Howdon Harriers	13	3	6	42	24	18	42
3	Duncan's Disorderlies	13	1	8	41	28	13	40
4	Yelli's Yobs	13	0	9	46	38	8	39
5	Quantum Mechanicals	11	4	7	41	29	12	37
6	The Stellar Warriors	12	1	9	38	33	5	37
7	Jessie's High Pants	12	0	10	46	40	6	36
8	Real Zaragossy	11	1	10	42	39	3	34
9	Spayne	11	0	11	39	34	5	33
10	The Gallowgate	9	3	10	22	30	-8	30
11	Pete's Porkie Pies	10	0	12	21	33	-12	30
12	Blaydon Racers	8	1	13	28	36	-8	25
13	Baxter Basics	8	1	13	32	49	-17	25
14	Chevy's Choppers	6	2	14	39	48	-9	20
15	Dudley Boys	6	1	15	21	48	-27	19
16	Ceptic	5	3	14	21	36	-15	18

So, Athletico Backworth's extraordinary run has allowed them to overtake Proper Lard Unathletic as the top points scorers in the Corinthian League. I also noticed another 5-0 for Jonno!

Fixtures: Match 23

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	W'stck Co
Bar Samba	Vs	Pil Con
Brdo Utd	Vs	Steph Sup
Bor C'bch	Vs	TFKASS
Brwry Drp Utd	Vs	ITKHWB
HTIN?	Vs	T Goons
Mac Mar	Vs	Toon Trag
Min Acad	Vs	W'end OB

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	Vs	Y Yobs
Bla Rac	Vs	PPP
Ceptic	Vs	PLU
Che Chop	Vs	Q Mech
Dud Boys	Vs	Real Z
Dunc's D's	Vs	Spayne
How Har	Vs	G'gate
JHP	Vs	TSW

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Answers

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(;o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I've won a bliddy game................yeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa - get in the you beauty...........reeba reeba reeba.......

What a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Too busy writing poetry tonight - lost concentration completely. Plenty time for the Stellar Warriors to make a come back - you mark my words! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Ahhh...an excellent win! We believe we have turned a corner tonight and expect a successful run for the rest of the season. We can still clinch a top 10 finish, with qualification for the Totty Cup not totally out of our grasp. :-)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I am off the bottom, I am off the bottom!!!!!!!!

:-))))))))))))))

This is the start of the turnaround - just see.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Consecutive defeats to the "Bournemouth Babes"... PAH!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Look out Jessie`s Hot Pants, oops, I mean High Pants! I need a win to re-establish control down here in the South! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Arse. Out of the top two places for the first time this season. The pitch at HMP Barlinnie Stadium has recently had problems with holes appearing at random; apparently something to do with tunnels.

The board of Duncan's Disorderlies has assured me that if I carry on in this fashion, there'll be changes, with Trevor Francis stepping into the managerial role

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000