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-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

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-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

Hell pet. Aah think ye've been deein ower mucg ironin'!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

You`re not wrong there Screacher! You should see how much I`ve done today! However, I wasn`t testing to see if my brain had solidified so much today that I couldn`t even remember my ABC - I was trying to work out how to do my `ode to innuendo`. Nearly got it right too - apart from the cods at the beginning! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

>>Nearly got it right too - apart from the cods at the beginning!

I'm just casting around here, but there's something reel fishy about this whole thread ....

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2000

I`m just a poor old sole trying to put the line in the right plaice! (:o)

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Well don't make a halibut of it.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

What the hell are you lot carping on about?

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Gav, thoos shark as a razor.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

kOI! there's a nasty sTench about this thread....this Herring is getting outta here....

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

You`ve got me Perched on the edge of my seat, this thread is Reely exciting - can`t wait to see who Chips in next!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

I can't see the porpoise of these ridiculous threads at all. Are people fishing for recognition? What a strange plaice.

I'll get my Mack(erel).

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Damn it....the Lure of this thread is just too much! I'm hooked and can't do a Ling about it.....

I wish you'd all Haddock away and shite you bunch of Spratts!!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Come on Gav.... I'd thought you'd have tried another angle and used the word rod on this thread by now. I'm sure it won't be long before you start baiting the lasses again.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Wow....surely all the clever people Floating about and posting on this thread can't be a Fluke? your all as sharp as a sPike unlike those Maggots and Trout on the RTG board....

God I'm struggling ;)))

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

That last one was a Gudgeon! Eel be back though! I laughed so much I need to see a Sturgeon! While we`re Whiting, I wondered if I could Mussel in and Winkle a few Squid off someone. If I could it would be Brill! And most Whelkcome! Oops my cats just Skated off the bench - better Oyster up again! Ah, hubbie`s home - just coming up the drive in his car (it`s a Turbot you know) he must have Smelt something fishy. Well I suppose I Shad go and put a Dab of perfume on because I`m beginning to Flounder and I think I might Clam up!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

You deserve a third degree grilseing for that lot, Galaxy.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Presenting a gritty new 10-part drama series about a poet:

Monkfish, poet laureate

This Summer on the BBC...

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

I turned the buggers off, honest!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Eh?

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

To tell the trout, if you keep harpoon on like this any minnow now you grouper going to put me off me bait.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Grrr!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Softie, they're off!!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Mussel been something you hake, Softie.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Duncan please Seal this thread.....these Urchins are making me all Crabby.....

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Will Alan Shearer be club kipper next season ?

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

I've had a Whale of a time on here today and hardly any smut to give anyone the Sticklebacks.....I'd hate to make an Anenome outta one you lot....

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

You orca be ashamed of yourshell, Gav.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Bah - you shellfish lot. All the gudgeons have gone by now. I'll just have to listen to my Sandy Shore records now before aah gaan ti the netty.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

Screach is getting all Humpbacked and acting like a Man O War cos we've been playing without him....he'll just have to join in and sing along to our Tuna!! or he'll ended up Beached......Where's Sting(ray) today?

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000

It's 'bottom of the barbel' time, folks.

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2000