HAHAHAHA Tricked you! Anyways, I just want to know if you think I'm pathetic that I'm wasting my time asking this question.....

Also, does anyone ever find the urge to read the Raven while pooing, then when you hear a knock on the door because you're taking too long in the bathroom, (because you're reading the Raven) you automatically assume its a Raven knocking?

Please answer my question because it will give me a few seconds of laughter in my life when I read your responses. Thank you....I love you.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Answers

Once upon a midnight pooing, while I pondered softly cooing, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn - While I wiped it, nearly slipping, suddenly a painful dripping, As of some one cutting ripping, ripping like a child born. Gotta run! Next verse is yours!

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000