Non-footy controversy

Now the football season has ended, we can turn our minds to more important matters.

I was standing in the shower this morning, minding my own business when my attention was drawn to the number of plastic bottles on the shelf above the bath and on the table next to it. There was a total of 21, yes twenty one, bottles, either shampoo or conditioner.

Bearing in mind that there are now only two of us sharing the house and one of the bottles was the shampoo I use plus and another was one of those freebies given away in hotels, is this a representative number or is there an excess?

As a supplementary question, is the fact that I only use a single shampoo with no separate conditioner the cause of my receding hairline and should I tell my kids to have a different shampoo and conditioner for each day of the week to avoid them following the same route to baldness as me?

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Answers

I'm suprised that you use any shampoo at all!!

I think someone has a fetish with shampoo bottles....

They aren't strangely shaped by any chance are they?

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Judging by the receeding hairline, I would sugget that you've been using that new Bernard Manning shampoo again haven't you.........

.......it's called Wash and f*** off.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

At least the bottles were shampoo and conditioner - or so you say, anyway. Beer is supposed to be good for your hair I suppose....

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

It's a lot easier these days if you're follically challenged cos it's fashionable to shave the lot off regardless of how much you had to start with.

It must have been a real pain in the butt being a slap heed when afro was all the rage.

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000

Screach being of the same ilk i find that using no shampoo is the best way out of this hole . After 3 months the hair cleanses itself man , cush

-- Anonymous, May 16, 2000