Match Number 16

Bradford at SJP, 1 April 2000, 2-0. Speed and Shearer gave us the points, but a scrappy, dull, disjointed game. More proof that the random number generator loves the high numbers.

Points Harper 6 (2 + clean sheet + Gdif) Barton 2 Helder 2 Goma 2 Hughes 2 Dyer 2 Ketsbaia 1 (sub) Lee 2 Speed 5 (mf goal) Domi 2 Shearer 4 (goal) Ferguson 2

Results: Match 16

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Pil Con	1-2	Ath B'worth
Steph Sup	4-3	Bar Samba
TFKASS	2-0	Brdo Utd
ITKHWB	2-2	Bor C'bch
T Goons	3-2	Brwry Drp Utd
Toon Trag	4-1	HTIN?
W'end OB	2-0	Mac Mar
W'stck Co	1-0	Min Acad

BBS Notionless League Division 1

PPP	3-2	Bax Bas
PLU	2-0	Bla Rac
Q Mech	0-1	Ceptic
Real Z	5-4	Che Chop
Spayne	3-5	Dud Boys
G'gate	0-0	Dunc's D's
TSW	5-0	How Har
Y Yobs	1-0	JHP

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Steph's Superstars	12	1	3	39	17	22	37
2	Athletico Backworth	12	1	3	37	22	15	37
3	Brewery Droopers United	10	1	5	31	23	8	31
4	MacBeth's Marauders	10	1	5	29	22	7	31
5	MinesaS&N Academicals	9	0	7	30	19	11	27
6	Toon Tragedy	9	0	7	29	21	8	27
7	Barton's Samba	9	0	7	25	21	4	27
8	Wallsend Old Boys	7	3	6	21	20	1	24
9	Beardo United	7	0	9	25	28	-3	21
10	Toon Goons	7	0	9	22	29	-7	21
11	Pilgrim's Converts	6	2	8	27	30	-3	20
12	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	6	1	9	23	27	-4	19
13	How Toon is Now?	6	0	10	16	36	-20	18
14	Woodstock County	5	0	11	22	36	-14	15
15	The ITK Heaton World Beaters	4	1	11	19	29	-10	13
16	TFKASS	3	1	12	16	33	-17	10

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Won	Drawn	Lost	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Proper Lard Unathletic	14	1	1	38	10	28	43
2	Duncan's Disorderlies	11	1	4	30	15	15	34
3	Howdon Harriers	9	2	5	27	18	9	29
4	Real Zaragossy	9	0	7	35	30	5	27
5	Jessie's High Pants	9	0	7	30	25	5	27
6	The Stellar Warriors	8	1	7	29	23	6	25
7	Quantum Mechanicals	8	1	7	23	19	4	25
8	Yelli's Yobs	8	0	8	31	32	-1	24
9	Spayne	8	0	8	22	23	-1	24
10	Pete's Porkie Pies	8	0	8	18	24	-6	24
11	The Gallowgate	5	3	8	14	26	-12	18
12	Ceptic	5	2	9	18	23	-5	17
13	Baxter Basics	5	1	10	24	38	-14	16
14	Blaydon Racers	5	0	11	18	26	-8	15
15	Dudley Boys	5	0	11	18	39	-21	15
16	Chevy's Choppers	4	2	10	30	34	-4	14

Fixtures: Match 17

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	Steph Sup
Bar Samba	Vs	TFKASS
Brdo Utd	Vs	ITKHWB
Bor C'bch	Vs	T Goons
Brwry Drp Utd	Vs	Toon Trag
HTIN?	Vs	W'end OB
Mac Mar	Vs	W'stck Co
Min Acad	Vs	Pil Con

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	Vs	PLU
Bla Rac	Vs	Q Mech
Ceptic	Vs	Real Z
Che Chop	Vs	Spayne
Dud Boys	Vs	G'gate
Dunc's D's	Vs	TSW
How Har	Vs	Y Yobs
JHP	Vs	PPP

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2000

Answers

EE I EE I EE I OO. Up the Corinthian league we go!!

5 games undefeated. Were on a roll since we saw off Fergies lot!!

{Thats put the kiss of death on it}

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

I thought we looked tired today and should have played better. My lovely young lads are being asked to play too many games too early in the season but we'll keep our heads up and play the way we do

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

A good performance against Duncan`s Disorderlies, and the Stellar Warriors will be romping up the table! Look out, we`re still on a high after that 5 - 0 drubbing of the Howden Harriers - should carry us through an away fixture. As for you Howden Harriers, where`s your pride - hope you will be playing like demons tonight to save some face!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Bit of a mid-season fumble by my boys; probably due to the uneven surface at HMP Barlinnie park. Apparently someone keeps digging up the centre circle from underneath.

We'll see if PLU get a mid-season break to play in South America, during which time I can compose my bitter rantings about cheating.......

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Galaxy,
Something to do with the difficulty in raising the players for an unimportant league game after the high of dumping the reigning Champions and current League Leaders out of the Cup in a bruising encounter. Of course, had we already been knocked out of the Cup and had nothing but the league to play for....;-)

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Duncan

Don't be bitter and don't count calories.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000

Things are not getting any better are they.....................?

ah well.......at least I can console myself in the fact that the Scrotum lot of t@ssp@ts are below us......now if my team was THAT bad.......................!

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2000