Got any "stupid things I did when I was kid" stories?

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

Answers

lets see...where shall I begin?

I prankcalled 911 when I was 7 pretending to be someone named colleen and said my house was on fire. they came too!

I stole newspapers with my friend from people's driveways in the morning.

dug up this old lady's rose garden.

there are other things, too. tons of great stories on my site.

JPL

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

I remember calling 000 (Australian 911, heh) and just trying to talk to the operator or some shit like that. I didn't ever really do REALLY embarassing stuff.

But I have a story about my brother, heh. When he was about four, he decided he wanted to be like 'Daddy' and fill the car up with petrol, so he got the waterhose from the garden, took it to the garage and filled up the whole goddamn car with water. Dad said he didn't really get that mad, shit. I would have been mad as hell if that had been my little shit of a kid ;) I just crack up everytime I think about that.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

My neighbor (and best friend) Wendy and I hated one of our other neighbors, Philippe. He was this annoying little bastard who kicked us while wearing rollerblades and stuff. When we were about 8 or 9, Wendy and I peed in plastic bags and threw them at his house, and poured it on the seat of his bike. Ok, this is really really embarassing. He caught us once, but we told him it was beer and he actually believed us.

We'd also throw chocolate cupcakes at the (white) side of his house, and they'd stick there.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2000

My friend lives on an Air strip so we hated this one guy so we put red lipstick on a maxi pad and slapped it on his door and rang the doorbell.. we ended up kicking one of his lights (that outlined the landing strip) and it shattered everywhere. Someone came screaming out of his house, and so we frantically rollerbladed away.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2000