Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

This is it folks, the League is ready to begin. Matches will be posted in the evenings, hopefully on a daily basis.

Please don't add anything to this thread, I shall use it to post updates to the table only. The matches themselves will be posted on a weekly thread so that they will die more quickly than last season's mammoth thread.

You will notice that the UEFA Chairman, Syph Bladder, has restricted the number of teams in each division to 16. This has saved last season's teams which chose to be re-entered for the League from being relegated. Happily, 32 teams is going to make the Cup competition a bit easier to run.

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Team	Manager	Ground
Athletico Backworth	Jonno	Stadium of Glory (Colliery Row, Backworth)
Barton's Samba	Barton	Wancap Stadium
Beardo United	Beardo	South Park
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	Gill Ingham Park
Brewery Droopers United	Windy	Trophyless Park
How Toon is Now?	The Geordie Jew	Sumbrites Park
MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	Dunsinane Dip
MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	Wankdorf Stadium
Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	Cathedral Of Cultured Kinetics
Steph's Superstars	Steph	Strawbeery Park
TFKASS	Scratchy	Bovril Park
The ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	MOTD Stadium
Toon Goons	Ciara	St Bobby Robson's Park
Toon Tragedy	PeteT	Parthenon
Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	St Arskikas Park
Woodstock County	Cliff	Hicliff-a-Venue

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Team	Manager	Ground
Baxter Basics	Baxter	The Werthers Originals St Winifred's Choir Park
Blaydon Racers	Geordie	Parc de Pints
Ceptic	TSM	Stadium of Silence
Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	The Theatre of Drams
Dudley Boys	Hayley	Dudley Welfare
Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	HMP Barlinnie Stadium
Howdon Harriers	Softie	The Broon Bowl
Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	T'Moor
Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	Dickman's PieDome
Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	Jerry Garcia Memorial Ground
Quantum Mechanicals	True	????? Park Avenue
Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	Central Park
Spayne	Garcie	U Can Mop
The Gallowgate	Kegsy	Seijin James' Koen
The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	Stade de Cyberspace
Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	Bashley Bombsite

BBS Premier Corinthian League Fixtures

	Ath B'worth	Bar Samba	Brdo Utd	Bor C'bch	BD Utd	HTIN?	Mac Mar	Min Acad	Pil Con	Steph Sup	TFKASS	ITKHWB	T Goons	Toon Trag	W'end OB	W'stck Co
Ath B'worth	n/a	9	28	10	30	12	14	26	1	17	3	19	5	21	7	23
Bar Samba	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30	23	1	17	3	19	5	21	7
Brdo Utd	13	10	n/a	9	14	26	30	12	7	23	1	17	3	19	5	21
Bor C'bch	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14	21	7	23	1	17	3	19	5
BD Utd	15	12	29	26	n/a	9	28	10	5	21	7	23	1	17	3	19
HTIN?	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28	19	5	21	7	23	1	17	3
Mac Mar	29	26	15	12	13	10	n/a	9	3	19	5	21	7	23	1	17
Min Acad	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a	17	3	19	5	21	7	23	1
Pil Con	16	8	22	6	20	4	18	2	n/a	9	28	10	14	12	30	26
Steph Sup	2	16	8	22	6	20	4	18	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30
TFKASS	18	2	16	8	22	6	20	4	13	10	n/a	9	30	26	14	12
ITKHWB	4	18	2	16	8	22	6	20	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14
T Goons	20	4	18	2	16	8	22	6	29	12	15	26	n/a	9	28	10
Toon Trag	6	20	4	18	2	16	8	22	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28
W'end OB	22	6	20	4	18	2	16	8	15	26	29	12	13	10	n/a	9
W'stck Co	8	22	6	20	4	18	2	16	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Fixtures

	Bax Bas	Bla Rac	Ceptic	Che Chop	Dud Boys	Dunc's D's	How Har	JHP	PPP	PLU	Q Mech	Real Z	Spayne	G'gate	TSW	Y Yobs
Bax Bas	n/a	9	28	10	30	12	14	26	1	17	3	19	5	21	7	23
Bla Rac	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30	23	1	17	3	19	5	21	7
Ceptic	13	10	n/a	9	14	26	30	12	7	23	1	17	3	19	5	21
Che Chop	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14	21	7	23	1	17	3	19	5
Dud Boys	15	12	29	26	n/a	9	28	10	5	21	7	23	1	17	3	19
Dunc's D's	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28	19	5	21	7	23	1	17	3
How Har	29	26	15	12	13	10	n/a	9	3	19	5	21	7	23	1	17
JHP	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a	17	3	19	5	21	7	23	1
PPP	16	8	22	6	20	4	18	2	n/a	9	28	10	14	12	30	26
PLU	2	16	8	22	6	20	4	18	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30
Q Mech	18	2	16	8	22	6	20	4	13	10	n/a	9	30	26	14	12
Real Z	4	18	2	16	8	22	6	20	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14
Spayne	20	4	18	2	16	8	22	6	29	12	15	26	n/a	9	28	10
G'gate	6	20	4	18	2	16	8	22	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28
TSW	22	6	20	4	18	2	16	8	15	26	29	12	13	10	n/a	9
Y Yobs	8	22	6	20	4	18	2	16	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a

Fixtures: Match 1

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Ath B'worth	Vs	Pil Con
Bar Samba	Vs	Steph Sup
Brdo Utd	Vs	TFNASS
Bor C'bch	Vs	ITKHWB
BD Utd	Vs	T Goons
HTIN?	Vs	Toon Trag
Mac Mar	Vs	W'end OB
Min Acad	Vs	W'stck Co

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Bax Bas	Vs	PPP
Bla Rac	Vs	PLU
Ceptic	Vs	Q Mech
Che Chop	Vs	Real Z
Dud Boys	Vs	Spayne
Dunc's D's	Vs	G'gate
How Har	Vs	TSW
JHP	Vs	Y Yobs

If all that comes out without any problems I'll eat my hat. Anyway, here goes nothing.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2000

Answers

Bloody Hell Softie, you,ve had a fun filled day creating that lot. Is it too late to enter a team?

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2000

The Situation So Far

BBS Premier Corinthian League Fixtures & Results

	Ath B'worth	Bar Samba	Brdo Utd	Bor C'bch	Bwy Drp Utd	HTIN?	Mac Mar	Min Acad	Pil Con	Steph Sup	TFKASS	ITKHWB	T Goons	Toon Trag	W'end OB	W'stck Co
Ath B'worth	n/a	1-2	28	3-2	30	12	14	26	3-2	17	2-1	19	5-4	21	2-2	23
Bar Samba	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30	23	1-2	17	2-0	19	0-4	21	2-1
Brdo Utd	13	0-4	n/a	3-0	14	26	30	12	2-3	23	2-0	17	1-0	19	0-1	21
Bor C'bch	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14	21	0-1	23	2-3	17	1-0	19	2-1
Bwy Drp Utd	15	12	29	26	n/a	1-2	28	0-1	4-1	21	2-1	23	4-3	17	1-1	19
HTIN?	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28	19	3-2	21	1-0	23	1-4	17	0-3
Mac Mar	29	26	15	12	13	0-1	n/a	5-0	3-1	19	1-1	21	5-1	23	2-0	17
Min Acad	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a	17	1-2	19	0-1	21	4-0	23	3-0
Pil Con	16	2-1	22	1-0	20	1-0	18	2-4	n/a	1-1	28	0-3	14	12	30	26
Steph Sup	0-2	16	3-2	22	0-2	20	5-0	18	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30
TFKASS	18	0-1	16	0-3	22	2-3	20	0-2	13	1-5	n/a	1-0	30	26	14	12
ITKHWB	2-4	18	0-3	16	4-6	22	1-2	20	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14
T Goons	20	0-1	18	0-1	16	3-0	22	0-4	29	12	15	26	n/a	1-0	28	2-1
Toon Trag	1-0	20	5-0	18	0-1	16	4-0	22	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28
W'end OB	22	2-1	20	2-3	18	3-1	16	0-3	15	26	29	12	13	0-1	n/a	0-1
W'stck Co	2-4	22	3-4	20	0-1	18	1-3	16	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Fixtures & Results

	Bax Bas	Bla Rac	Ceptic	Che Chop	Dud Boys	Dunc's D's	How Har	JHP	PPP	PLU	Q Mech	Real Z	Spayne	G'gate	TSW	Y Yobs
Bax Bas	n/a	1-3	28	4-2	30	12	14	26	1-2	17	0-1	19	3-1	21	0-1	23
Bla Rac	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30	23	0-3	17	2-0	19	0-1	21	2-3
Ceptic	13	2-0	n/a	2-2	14	26	30	12	1-0	23	0-2	17	0-1	19	0-2	21
Che Chop	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14	21	1-3	23	3-4	17	4-0	19	1-0
Dud Boys	15	12	29	26	n/a	0-4	28	4-1	2-1	21	0-4	23	1-0	17	0-2	19
Dunc's D's	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28	19	0-1	21	3-0	23	1-0	17	3-2
How Har	29	26	15	12	13	3-0	n/a	3-1	3-0	19	0-1	21	5-0	23	1-2	17
JHP	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a	17	1-2	19	3-6	21	2-1	23	1-3
PPP	16	1-0	22	1-0	20	1-0	18	0-3	n/a	3-2	28	2-3	14	12	30	26
PLU	4-0	16	3-0	22	5-0	20	2-0	18	24	n/a	25	28	27	14	11	30
Q Mech	18	3-2	16	2-1	22	0-2	20	1-2	13	0-0	n/a	0-1	30	26	14	12
Real Z	3-5	18	1-0	16	3-1	22	0-1	20	25	13	24	n/a	11	30	27	14
Spayne	20	3-0	18	1-0	16	0-2	22	0-1	29	12	15	26	n/a	0-1	28	3-0
G'gate	1-1	20	0-5	18	2-0	16	0-0	22	27	29	11	15	24	n/a	25	28
TSW	22	1-2	20	3-3	18	0-5	16	1-2	15	26	29	12	13	3-0	n/a	1-2
Y Yobs	4-1	22	4-3	20	1-2	18	5-1	16	11	15	27	29	25	13	24	n/a

-- Anonymous, April 30, 2000