Are you and Drew and I all going to be hanging out at vintage clothing stores, talking about our pets? Or did you have a different soul sister?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Answers

Umm, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Well, as long as she doesn't bring her dorky fiance along when we have lunch, I guess that's OK with me.

It also said I'd get along with Jennifer Lopez and Natalie Portman.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Well, you youngsters can have your fun; Michelle Pfeiffer and I will be going to classical music performance benefits for the Aids foundation while talking about our kids. If she's not available, Kim Basinger or Lisa Kudrow might take me up on the offer.

This is the most luck I've had with blondes. Ever.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Pet answers will also get you Janeane Garofalo, if you're over an over-34 single Libra who enjoys wearing modern clothes (whatever that means). Runners-up: Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg.

I like all three of them, but I'm happy to keep it long-distance, because if we met, we'd just be competing for the funniest lines. I don't see a lot of quality listening time in this group.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

I got Angela Basset and I barely know who she is. Also Sharon Stone, who seems like she'd be fun, plus I could ask her for gossip about the sale of her husband's newpaper, the Examiner.

Third was Madonna. Ew ew ew. No fuckin way.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Meg Ryan (also Sarah Jessica Parker & Kate WINSLET)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Meg Ryan (also Sarah Jessica Parker & Kate Winslet)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Halle Berry?!? Gwyneth Paltrow?!?!?!?! Julia Roberts (okay...just for Benjamin Bratt tho )

I wanted Janeane Garofalo/Whoopie Goldberg/Ellen DeGeneres...... Wanted a soul sister I can *talk* to, NOT look at!

I think it was the clothing thing that did me in...I guess classic was the wrong answer in this case! But I only checked that box cause they didn't have one for 'clothing covered in dog hair, slobber, blood, etc'. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Sarah Jessica Parker (with Kate Winslet & Gweneth Paltrow as runners up). I guess, of the three, I'd prefer SJP, but I can't say that I think she's my type.

You're both under 35 You both are married Neither of you has kids You both like to wear modern clothes You each enjoy spending time with family You both support women's issue

I picked modern for clothes (who's Richard Tyler?)--but none were accurate--by choice I'd be in jeans & sweats daily. Fendi? not even if I had the money.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Sarah Jessica Parker, and I would also get along with Meg Ryan and Kate Winslet. I guess that works.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

I'll be haning with Buffy.

Apparently, both Sarah Michelle Gellar and I support children's causes, like outdoor activities, and adore Vera Wang.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Meg Ryan. I'm gonna go shoot myself now.

Yeah, that "sense of style" question was the killer. Nowhere was Sears mentioned!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Janeane Garafalo, which doesn't surprise me since we have the same birthday (which we unfortunately share with Gwynneth Paltrow), and like animals. My runners up were Ellen Degeneres and (gag) Julia Roberts - I have a feeling she's one of those names that gets plugged in as everyone's second or third friend option.

I have to say that whole "spend a day with..." feature is a little creepy.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

My celebrity soul sister is Catherine Zeta-Jones. Why? Because we both are under 35 (just barely, for me),single (though she's got that fathe..er, I mean, fiance of hers), are childless, wear eclectic clothes and enjoy music. Based on that criteria alone, how many other people would I be a soul-sister of?

My second and third choices were Jennifer Lopez (um, no) and Winona Ryder (I'm ok with that).

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Janeane Garofalo. No big surprise there.

Runners-up: Ellen DeGeneres and Whoopi Goldberg.

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!

What did I do to deserve that?

(Besides being a guy.)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

I'm wearing a strapless evening gown at the Oscars, and Ben Affleck winks at me in front of Gwyneth Paltrow. I wonder what Gwyneth got in exchange for her eternal damnation.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

The test said Julia Roberts. But it was wrong. Waaaay wrong.

Really my soul sister is Lucy Lawless, I just know.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Julia Roberts? I would eat Julia Roberts for BREAKFAST. actually that doesn't sound right in the first person. not inter her like that at all. in any way, actually. anyway if i did try to make a meal of her i'd choke on all that damn face. too much face. I like how in the choice of hobbies there's no, um "reading" or even ... "watching movies."

feh. feh!

-trouble

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

I don't know what I did to deserve this... could it be my age and single motherhood?

Diane Keaton Jodie Foster Jane Fonda

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Meg Ryan. At least we have similar hair problems (sorry Meg)

Shampooing at The Road Trip

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

I couldn't freakin' believe it when MADONNA popped up as my soul sister. I. Don't.Think. So.

Runners up were Cher and Catherin Zeta-Jones... umm, nope and nope.

What I found most annoying about the test (other than the bogus results, of course) were the choice of "hobbies". There wasn't a single one that I'd have picked if not forced. Oh well.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Michelle Pfeiffer, Courtney Cox Arquette and Meryl Streep.

Ha. Ha. Hahahahahaha.

I also was tripped up on fashion. Classic for me means Talbots, but also cheap khakis from the thrift store and cheap clogs from Target.

I am, however, married to a lawyer, just like My Friend Michelle. Hers just, you know, moved on. Mine's still fighting the good fight for truth and justice.

Where was I? Oh thanks Xeney, that was fun.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Sarah Jessica Parker, also Kate Winslet and Gweneth Paltrow, but where as one of the reasons why for Gabriel was 'you both wear modern clothes" one of the reasons wh for me was "You both wear eclectic clothes" - course, I didn't know what most of those designer labels were, so i was just guessing!

You're both under 35 You both are married Neither of you has kids You both like to wear eclectic clothes You each enjoy spending time with family You both support political causes You both support women's issue

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

First pick was Halle Berry, who I'm a bit blah about, but then it said I would also get along with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Catherine Zeta-Jones. That sounds MUCH more like the thing *fights to suppress lusty sigh for SMG* though it's a pity that Ms Z-Jones is spoken for already by Michael Douglas. Question for the other gentlemen here who took the test: did you use your actual names or did you fake a female handle? I listed myself as Louise (because my mum once said she'd have called me that if I'd been born a girl piece of trivia no one here really needs to know), so I'm just wondering what it'd have said if I announced myself as James. Perhaps it would've thought I was a drag queen or something

Tonight We Sleep In Separate Ditchesbut Sarah and Catherine can share mine whenever they like, heheh

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Susan Sarandon---supposedly because we are "aged mothers' I'm 50 and have a 15 yr old and an 11 yr old; our "classic" style of dress..if she could see my favortie sweat shirt known as Old Pinkie and mended with raw-edge applique, she might wonder...there were no runners up.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2000

Ellen DeGeneres, Janeane Garofalo, and Madonna.

I think not.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2000

It told me I'd get along well with Sarah Jessica Parker -- sounds okay to me. Also Drew Barrymore and Kate Winslet.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2000

Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't know what I think about that.

I might also get along with Halle and Kate Winslet.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2000