I screwed up with my girlfriend really, really, really, really bad. She lives on Guam. How can I get her to give me a second chance? Maybe she'll read this and think of me.

-- Jean E. Misery (elizabeth_3149@hotmail.com), March 09, 2000

Answers

BUDDY, FROM ONE GUY TO ANOTHER, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. SO YOU SAY SHE'S IN GUAM AND YOU WANT A SECOND CHANCE WITH HER......OK! SEND HER MOM AND HER GRANDMOTHER A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF "PUGUA",SEE IF THAT DON'T GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE...E-MAIL ME BACK WITH RESULTS...OR PERHAPS A WEDDING INVITE?

-- CLYDE PEREZ (CLYDEBLAS@YAHOO.COM), December 20, 2000.