Pigeons cause transport chaos

FIRST it was leaves on the line, then the
wrong snow. Now the reason for the train
still standing at platform three is pigeons
in the electric overhead workings.

The Electronic Herald

-- spider (spider0@usa.net), February 29, 2000

Answers

Spider, thanks for the link. Looks like a case of embedded pigeons.

-- Lurkess (Lurkess@Lurking.XNet), February 29, 2000.

Oh, no. We're doomed. He has an air force. Doomed, I say. Watch out for his dive bombers!

-- rocky (rknolls@no.sap,), February 29, 2000.

It's too late for me, rocky, his bombers hit my windshield this morning. Crash & burn for me.

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), February 29, 2000.

I wouldn't be surprized if SQ is forming an alliance with the seagulls to fortify his "beachfront assault"... ;-)

-- Tim (pixmo@pixelquest.com), February 29, 2000.

Wait 'til he starts enlisting the eagles and condors to start dropping ferrets on us...

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), February 29, 2000.

Now we konw that his Royal Furriness does not discriminate any creature from joining his revolution against the "pink, hair-less apes" as he calls them. All animals who are willing to pay homage to his Majesty will be properly rewarded. So you see why I said use the Write in Optin on your voting ballets to vote for the Sqirrel King. In his empire all we be treated fairly and equally.

Long live the Rodent Revolution and His Royal Furriness.

His Loyal Subject

-- Midnite (midnite_thundar@heavanabove.com), February 29, 2000.

Sunday 20 February
The Age

Belgian vets have opened a sperm bank to boost reproduction among naturally monogamous racing pigeons.

It's only a matter of time - "Viva the Rodent Revolution! & Co."

'Keeping the Dream Alive' - just passing on the latest hot gossip,

-- Pieter (zaadz@icisp.net.au), February 29, 2000.