So how much of a bitch are you? I'm 56% bitch, which makes me bitchier than 92% of the population dumb enough to take this test.

How about you?

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Answers

Only 30%, which surprised me. I haven't slept with enough men (simultaneously), and the fact that I don't drink must suppress my score (as well as the number of men I've slept with).

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

I'm only 30%, too. Never cheated on anyone, never had a catfight...

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

I ranked in at 48%, though I really expected it to be higher. My husband also took it, and he came in at a wussy 32%.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

36%! I feel like such a wimp. I was truthful, too. Dang.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Only 46%, which surprised the Hell out of me.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

43%, which means I'm half the bitch Beth is. Better not tell my wife.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Only 25% for me. Had it not been for my youthful (and a few middle aged) escapades, I'm sure my score would have been even lower. :)

I'll have to send the URL to my daughter, who is 29 - the bitchiest age to be, according to the test. And she does have it in her, that's for sure, but fortunately she doesn't direct that side of herself at me.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

50% and proud of it! The other 50% is probably Pain in the Ass, so my friends and family love me like crazy.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

77% Bitch here. LMAO!! Since a bitch is: B=beautiful I=intelligent T=talented C=charming & H=horny, I am not complaining... 99% of the world is less bitchy then me, but I already knew that!

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

43% bitch.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

43% bitch also. It said that only 2% of the people that take that test are 43%. I guess we all read Beth.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

I'm a 34% bitch, which is lower than I expected. I must be nicer than I think.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

38% - not too bad, I guess...

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

49% Bitch

51% Sweetheart

...Don't push it

I think I need the bumper sticker.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Ohmig-d! I'm only 12% bitch, making me the least bitchy person here. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Maybe if I had gotten that tattoo or stomped on people in my high heels...

Only 3% are less bitchy than me and 97% are more bitchy than me.

I'm not too surprised, though. While I don't think I'm a doormat, I do sometimes think I'm "too nice" for my own good. *shrug* I think need to go kick someone in the balls.

What's bad is which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare: 0% (same as you)

3% (less bitchy than you)

97% (bitchier than you)

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Oops, I think I accidentally pasted some extraneous crap on the end. Ignore it.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

51% and proud! Only cathy is bitchier than me. I'll rip open her face with my jungle red nails.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

52% bitch, baby! Yeah!

I was actually disappointed that my score was so low until I saw that I was bitchier than 87% of the people who took the test. And the other 13%? I'm gonna kick their ass.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

41% bitch.

I really thought it would be more. Much more. I've always considered myself to be pretty much a bitch on wheels.

Most people, though, would say I'm kind of sweet. I always thought that was because I had them fooled.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Silly test aside...

The thing I notice about people who really are bitches (male or female) and proud of it, is that eventually, they usually end up with faces that reflect every bitchy thing they've ever said or done.

Is that a bitchy thing to say? Guess I'd better watch my mouth, or I'll end up with one of those faces that can stop a clock... if it's not too late already (glancing around to see if nearby clocks are stopping).

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Ha Lizzie! With all the surgery and rectal exams I do I don't have nails or I would've been even bitchier! LOL!! (But I do always have blood or some sort of bodily bits underneath em... )

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Only 38%. I'm such a _nice_ girl. Heh.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

44% bitch.

I, too, am surprised that mine wasn't higher.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

33%! My young, wild days finally caught up with me. Interestingly enough, the only person I stood up was the man I married. Maybe the 33% bitch was what hooked him!

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

32% bitch. have engaged in cheating, fighting, drinking, calling girls sluts [among other things], shoplifting, owning dark lipstick, disliking authority, quitting jobs sans notice, and complaining a whole hell of a lot about my problems.

i am, however, not a crusty bang.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

46% bitch. I was surprised. I thought I was much more evil than that. I would think being pregnant should give you an additional 10% of bitchiness to cover for all the hormones.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

Only 52%??? That test is fucked up man. There's no way I'm only half a bitch. :P

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

39% bitch. most of it is the tattoos. Although I think with tattoos, size definitely matters. and placement --anyone with a neck or hand tattoo should win more percentage points.

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

42%. But I'm only a bitch when provoked!

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

39% bitch!

which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

My friend watched me take this and laughed while telling me, "oh you're a bitch you don't need a test for that."

DOH!

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

I am upset I am only 48% bitch... I thought for sure I had mastered bitchdoom. I guess I am going to have to work a little harder... and that is Ms. Bitch thank you!

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2000

I came in at 59% ! And I am apparently at the bitchiest age: 29. 95% are less bitchy than me. Frankly, I'm surprised. THe funny part is, I answered like I was still in high school.. maybe the fact I was a slut had something to do with it. A slut who got around, just look at the score! whoo hoo!

Ooops.

maybe I'm not supposed to be proud...

Andrea

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2000

I'm 72% bitch. I'm really not surprized. I think my callous treatment of men has contributed to this bitch score... I have no qualms about dumping guys, and so far I have been the dumper in all of my relationships. Plus, I have a feeling that -everyone- who comes to my funeral is coming to see if I'm really dead. (P.S. to Erica - I know you. HBI BB, baby. E'mail me if you want to talk.)

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2000

61% bitch. Don't fuck with me.

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000

51%! Though when I told my brother, he was surprised it wasn't 98%!

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2000