I followed the Wu Tang name link and thought it could be a thread unto itself. My real name translates to "Officer Stinkah" while my alias results in "The Lonely Donkey Kong."

Wu are you?

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Answers

Apparently, I'd be Radiophonic Oddity.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Lesbian Pimp. Nice, no?

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am "Tha Ever So Weary Assistant". However did they know?

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am "Temporary Spastic" while my BF is "Spunky Misunderstood Genius"...(and I am no! I am not going to tell him that )

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Pamela:

I, too, bear the name Radiophonic Oddity. Strange, no? My husband is Detective Ventriloquist. I believe I shall begin calling him by that tonight.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am Lazy-Assed Destroyer. I haven't decided if it's appropriate or not.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I'm Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard

which I think beats all of yours. But if I use "pamie," it's Grand Moff Puppeteer.

Eric's is Grand Moff Puppeteer as well, which makes us a perfect love connection.

My dad's is Tha Prickly Comedian, which I think he should consider using professionally.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am enebriated assistant. That was pretty good. If I was 21, you know that that would be true!!

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I got Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist, but my friends call me Temporary Spastic for short.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

i be New Fast Automatic F-REEK. dat be kool.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I'M Radiophonic Oddity, too! No fair!

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

If I use my full name, which is what I normally go by, I'm also Lesbian Pimp. But plugging in just my first and last name, I'm Monolithic Fishmonger-X.

No, I'm not sure which suits me best. Maybe I could be the Lesbian Pimp Formerly Known as Monolithic Fishmonger-X. I like the sound of that.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

budget nudist / erratic assassin / optimistic lyricist

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am Contagious Specialist. It sounds like something I would put on my business cards.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin is mine, while my boyfriend is Dependable Skeleton. Tee-hee, I like that... It's awfully appropriate.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Hm Radiophonic Oddity is becoming too common, so I went back and plugged in my maiden name. You can all now begin referring to me as "Spunky Misunderstood Genius."

My husband is "Big Wicker Ventriloquist," and my mom, sister, and dad are all "100-Watt Warlock." (And their names are nothing alike.)

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

OK, this is scary. Pamela's post moved me to enter the name of my best friend's dad. It came up with Big Wicker Ventriloquist. The man has made a living as a ventriloquist for the past 35 years. How'd they know?

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Yes! Mine is Sheepish Lord of Chaos. It is so damn true.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Aww yeah... I be da Gratuitous F-REEK

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am now known as Chocolatey Nazi.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Me, I'm "International Cow" I'm not sure how I feel about that yet. My daughter is "Victorian Cow" poor thing. My husband is (laughing as I type this) "Greasy Choirboy" OMG! So that would make us the Cow-Choirboy family, good gravy......

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist and my husband is the bastard BASTARD HarbourMastah, whatever that is. Wonder if he'll let me call him that out in public....

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Yo yo yo!!! This is Superintendent God-Botherer checkin in on all my homies.... my lover is Jive-Talkin Choirboy, my homegirls are Loose- Lipped Controller and Well-liked Assman. My sistah is Auxillary Priest, and my brotha is Homicidal Terrahawk. Don't fuck wid us. Word.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Greetings from MASTA COW. Using my more known name (May Summers) I turned to be a Dizzy Cow. I prefer Dizzy Cow. My friends are: 100- Watt Warlock, Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah, Dependable Skeleton, Ungrateful Ninja, Big Wicker Ventriloquist & Top-Heavy Hookjaw, so I'm guessing I turned cheap

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I did this a long time ago, but I forgot what my name turned out to be that time. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Embryonic Crusadah, which is who I am now. If I use my full name I'm Slumbering Pierrot. My former alter ego, Lola Swackhammer, is Chocolatey Nazi. I might just stick with that one. It goes so well with my boyfriend's name, which is Sweaty Butcher. Maybe we could get married, and then I'd be Chocolatey Nazi-Butcher.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

"sweaty butcher"

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Well, I'm FIENDISH OBSERVATIONAL COMEDIAN, married to BIG GAY MULE. Probably not what mom and dad had in mind for their little girl...

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am Detective Ventriloquist. I rather like it, but my best friend is Big Gay Mule. I don't know what I'll tell her...or her boyfriend.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

...the very rare sabre-toothed portillo...this species is usually found in the mossy wetlands of san francisco, feasting on wild and unruly grasses...my alter ego, big gay mule can also be found in this habitat...though the two don't mix very well...

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

I am Flailing Fanatical Killer if I use my first name and middle name. However, I magically become Sullen Choirboy if I use my first and last name.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

oooooh, this link caused quite a stir on the bulletin board system at school. i'm "tha' visible choirboy". but the best one we determined was that jesus christ is only "temporary spastic", but jesus of nazareth is "[a] dependable skeleton".

some people just have too much time on their hands.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

i would be The Eurythmic King of Nowhere cute... but i prefer queen!

sabs

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Cheeky Delinquent speaking here!

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Well, my first and last name comes out to "Spunky Misunderstood Genius". Okay... My first and middle name comes out to "Curly haired slacker".

Somehow, neither seems apt.
-Meghan

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

If I used all four of my names (including two middle ones) I wind up being Greasy Choirboy. If I use two, Ungrateful Ninja. If I use the two psuedonyms I give myself in the stories I write, I'm either Cheeky Delinquent or Half-Cut Skeleton. Haven't yet worked out which of these is most appropriate, as all of them fit my personality in a weird way

http://www.geocities.com/jgwr

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Word up, yo. Compulsive Sistah Mel-o-dramatix in da house.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Mine turns out to be Curly-haired Slacker. I was a little disappointed, so I looked up my brother's -- his is Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin, which I barely understand. So, that was a loss. Let's look up my Dad and Mom's:

Dad = Sabre-toothed Portillo

Mom = Flailing Fanatical Killer

Ah ha ha ha -- that one is satisfyingly funny. Tee hee.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Bilious Bad Janitah.

Ah, yee.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

Proud to be an Action-Packed Mentallist!! If I put my online name, (kduluth) I get Alarmingly-Named Wolfman - how appropriate. (:

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2000

your Wu-Name is Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet Use it wisely, soldier.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Mine was Cybernetic Tiger, which is less than thrilling. I much prefer my mother's: she would now be known as Flippant She- Creature. Gotta love that!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

homocidal terrahawk in tha hooooouse.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Kelly Wilson! your Wu-Name is Tha 23rd Buchan Use it wisely, soldier.

What the heck is a Buchan?

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I'm also Radiophonic Oddity! My husband is Asthmatic Enemy of God - and since he is asthmatic and is also an atheist, it's actually kind of accurate.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Omigod. I am so impressed

real name: Excitable misunderstood genius

DJ name: Flippant She-creature

I don't know how they did it but they made me really happy with those..

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Apparently mine is Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet

Kinky.

I like it.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Under my net name (which is close to my flatname) I was "Undiscovered Bum." Appropriate, for the nick I use surfing the net.

My flatname came up "Tha Visible Chorus," which amuses the hell out of me since I sing in a chorus as well as professionaly.

Very cool.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Partially-formed Transformah ..uh-huh.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Childish Gambino.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

if i used my married name, i came out as "tha invisible choirboy" which, gender-wise, is inaccurate. so i put in my maiden name and came up with "inscrutable drama queen", which is much more accurate.

but i guess my last name translates to "choirboy", because if i use my son and husbands first and last names they become "jive talkin choirboy" and "greasy choirboy" respectively. i wasn't keen on the whole choirboy thing, so i tried with their middle names and came up with "ol mucky terrahawk" (?) and "bellowing rap machine". much more appropriate for hubby, as he thinks he is quite the rap star.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Tha Ever So Weary Assistant

Which is SICK, because I AM. Now I'm scared. I'm scared of the Wu!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Well, First and last, and I'm an Ol' Mucky Terrahawk.

But...first and second, and I'm a LAZY-ASSED DESTROYER! better watch out... ;)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Fascinating... I'm Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin; my best friend is Fiendish Observational Comedian (which fits frighteningly well). But my husband is Violet Toilet Thing. I don't think I'll tell him.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I should apparently be known as 'Dubious Masturbatah-X' while my alias in some way seems to mean I am one 'Excitable Misunderstood Genius'...
[the link ends on my site, & yes it also HAS an online journal, but it's in French :-)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

my wu name is "crafty barnardo". kind-a rocks, i guess.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Oh and I forgot to tell you if I use all my first names I end up beeing Grand Moff Pupeteer or Gratuitous F-REEK, depending on the formcell I put it in... Now put together with the two others, I think you get a pretty good picture of the girl.. ;)

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Greasy Choirboy.....which is odd because I'm obviously a girl. Hmmmm

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

as of now, i will forever be known as "Asthmatic Enemy of God"

sheesh.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Ha HA! So far I am the only Sheepish Lord of Chaos. Yes...I can feel my power growing...

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I'm "Alarmingly-Named Wolfman" and hubby is "Eight-Legged DJ".

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

bastard,BASTARD harbourMastah

That's pretty scary.

Nancey

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Promiscuous Protestah

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I be The Asthmatic Enemy of God yo, yo, yo...... What the dilly y'all???? Word to all the Wu-tang family out there... ... Big shout out to Grand Moff Puppeteer, Big Gay Mule and Lesbian Pimp.. What up?? We goin all the way this year..... you know it..... 2000 is tha year a tha Clan!! YEAH!! we be doin this for tha children.. know what i'm sayin??peace out... cough, cough..

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I am Violent Toilet Thing, which beats to hell pretty much everything else.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

You may now call me "Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist".

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssss.......I be Budget Nudist!

I like it.

Teehee

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Alarmingly named Wolfman. . . Somewhat appropriate, I think. . .

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I am Excitable Misunderstood Genius. That is, like, so uncanny. I worship the Wu.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

I love how this has become the competition of who has the best Wu name. I love the Asthmatic Enemy of God and Budget Nudist best, so far. Mine sucked, I'm going to play with some variations.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

ooooh... i'm a Lazy Assed Destroyer (better make that Lazy Assed Destroyer The Third). It just works on so many levels....

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2000

Just another Contagious Specialist.

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

undiscovered bum, i'm so proud

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

Another Jive Talkin' Choirboy here.

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

The Eurythmic King of Nowhere

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

World-Class Programmah.

Pretty apt for a computer science major. :)

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

Sorry Allison, I'm Sheepish Lord of Chaos too!

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000

I'd be a Chocolatey Nazi, apparently.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2000

like I didn't have enough self esteem issues to deal with:

I am

Masta Cow

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2000

Pamie, We have the same Wu names. My full name gives Ol' Filthy, Sweaty Bastard, and Jess gives Grand Moff Puppeteer. Scary, eh?

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2000

Same here. My full name is Old Sweaty Filthy B., Andy gives me Grand Moff Puppeteer and Andrew gives me Tha Prickly Comedian. Ooh, spooky.

Just for fun I tried 'Farthead Cobb' and got Dubious Masturbatah X. I'm not sure which is a better name, though.

What I do know is that if this thing had anything to do with who you really are, I would have gotten Violent Toilet Thing. I am so envious.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2000

i am inscrutable drama queen- fun stuff! and thanks for giving me more stuff to do other than my usual drudgery. all my friends and family have fun names too, but they seem to miss the fun in being emailed all versions of their names...guess they're not squishy ready yet.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2000

Dizzy Cow here... my nickname was Wu-ed into Dependable Skeleton. Ah-yuh.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2000

I put in my full name and it gave me "Violent Toilent Thing". I didn't appreciate that one so much. I tried again using just the first syllable of my first and last names. That resulted in "Dubious Mastabatah X". So I stopped.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2000

I put in my full name and it gave me "Violent Toilet Thing". I didn't appreciate that one so much. I tried again using just the first syllable of my first and last names. That resulted in "Dubious Mastabatah X". So I stopped.

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2000

My Wu-Name is Embryonic Crusadah, using my middle name I'm Flailing Fanatical Killer. Coincidence? I think not!

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2000

I got either "GIANT angry misunderstood genius" or "inscrutable drama queen". I like them both even though I'm neither giant, angry, nor the queen of anything :)

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2000

no one has posted on here in over a month, but what the hell. i am ULTRA-CHRONIC MONSTAH. yeah, bitch.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2000

My name is "homicidal terrahawk" which is probably one of the best names out there. Who would ever mess with a guy named homicidal terrahawk? I'm out.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2000

weell, I don't think anyone has gotten this: Superintendent God- Botherer!!!!!! that's sorta scary actually [I used my full name..I shall try other variations later].

-- Anonymous, April 15, 2000

From now on, you will all address me as "Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah".

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2000

my Wu-name is Erratic Assassin. How'd they ever know?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

ah ha- i am the "well liked assman"!

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2002

Okay...mine's Ol' Mucky Terrahawk...?

-- Anonymous, February 23, 2002