Insert additional deja jokes here.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Answers

I went to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure (ok STOP snickering) or was it Big Top Pee Wee.....ANYWAY....it was the one where he's picked up by the weird people and for some reason, I can't seem to recall, he says "deja vu".....well little miss smarty me goes around for weeks saying duja vey instead. Hey...gimme a break....I was like 10. I hope.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Well, if we were talking about ballet, I might be tempted to try a reference to deja tutu, but under the circumstances, I think I'll pass.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Deja Crew: I'm always hanging out with the same damn people.

Deja Stew: Leftovers again?

Deja Tutu: I've seen this ballet before

Deja Spew: Leftovers again again.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

deja dew: i've had this soda before

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Deja chew - I've seen this cud before.
Deja few - I've seen this Marine before.
Deja sue - Everyday at Appeals Court.
Deja Agnew - I've seen this Vice President before.
DeJohn Paul Two - I've seen this Pope before.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Deja Star Trek II - I've seen Khan's Wrath before.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

I've seen conservative before - Deja Sununu.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

I've seen U2 before - Deja With Or Without You.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

Deja flew - I've taken this flight before.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

I've seen this pic-a-nic basket before - Deja Boo Boo.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

I've seen this Pokemon basket before - Deja Pikachu.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

deja stew- i've had this soup before
deja cockatoo- i've seen that bird before
deja salut- i've been greeted in French like that before
deja foo- i've seen that dave grohl band before
deja zoo- i've visited this monkey house before
deja Artoo- i've seen Star Wars too many times before
deja YooHoo- I've drunk chocolate milk before


-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

I've seen this Tick episode before - Deja Spoon.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

mike,

great deja's. i especially like the "deja few" just happens to be one of my fav movies

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!

deja p-u!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

deja tofu - i've eaten at this vegetarian place before.
deja achoo! - gesundheit, again.
deja woohoo! - i've seen homer simpson before.
deja frou frou - i've had this strawberry umbrella topped martini before.
deja shitzu - i've seen this dog before.

a deja haiku -
i've read ths goddamn journal
one too many times.

-- Anonymous, September 03, 1999

deja kalamazoo: i've heard this whiner before

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja-FUBU ... i've tried to look like a rappin' gangsta before

Oh my god pamie my husband and I play games like that ALLL THE TIME!!!

I thought we were the only ones.

You're frumpy...well you're bumpy..we'll you're scrumpy...well you're chumpy..well you're dumpy...

Oh god this was the funniest entry ... thanks for letting me know Dan and I are not the only rhyming dorks out there!

love,
stasi

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja Lew: Hi everybody!
Deja Spew: I've seen this food before.
Deja Shrew & Deja Gnu: I've seen those animals before.
Deja Zoo: Yeah, THAT'S where!
Deja Camus: I've seen this stranger before.
Deja Canoe: I've been down this river before.
Deja Kazoo: You've hummed that tune before.
Deja Gazoo: I've seen that alien before.
Deja Crew: Stroke! Now do it again!
Deja Groo: I've had this cheese dip before.


-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja Yahoo -- I've already looked in this category.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

deja news: didn't george w. do this last month?

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

deja mu shu: I've had this Chinese food before.

deja true: I've heard that excuse before.

deja froo froo: Ack! We're both wearing the same dress to prom!

deja voodoo: I've seen that doll somewhere be- OUCH.

deja loupgarou: Hey, haven't I seen that guy before? He's gotten a lot hairier, though... Whoa.

deja rue: I'm going to regret this. Again.

deja zoo: Same old workplace.

deja Hugh: Can't he even change his hairstyle for one of these movies? That naughty-British-schoolboy thing is getting old.

deja brew: That coffee's been in the pot since last night ... but give it 30 seconds in the microwave, you'll never know.

deja Shmoo: Don't even think about subjecting us to that again.

deja Drew: Another damn Barrymore. I miss John.

Boy, I really need to get a life. :)

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

deja skew: That picture is still crooked.
deja slew: I've seen a lot of this before.
deja rue: I've regretted doing this before.
deja due: Do I have to pay that bill again?
deja Kobayashi Maru: It seems like I just can't win at this.
deja redo: How many damn times have I had do this?
deja Lulu: Is that the same French poodle from before?


-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja Scooby Doo: I've eaten these Scooby snacks before.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

My husband and I had a conversation like that too, but it was about new books in the "Windows for Dummies" series. Instead of "Windows," you'd come up with something that rhymed with "Dummies."

So one of us would say, like, "A book for the bandaged undead." The other would say, "Mummies for Dummies."

Or "A book about gastric problems." And, "Tummies for Dummies."

It was great fun and totally spontaneous, and it really lasted a lot longer than we thought it would! Of course, we started to get creative at the end and were just rhyming "-um" words and putting the "-ies" on the end. Like, "A book about the homeless: Bummies for Dummies." But still.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

dijon vu - The feeling you've had this mustard before.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja rue (encore): I'm lost in Paris, and I've been down this street already.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

And let's not forget... deja roux: I've made this gumbo before.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Obviously I've been putting WAYYY too much thought into this.

Deja Y2: I've had that millenium bug before.

Deja-Magoo: "Oh, no, I've done it again!"

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Okay, Okay, I've gotta join the Deja Lew and stasi - Can't be the ONLY Sacramento Squishy reader that hasn't joined in the Fun!

Deja B-52's: I've been to this shack before.

Deja Guess Who: I don't want to hear that American Woman song again. ('SPECIALLY if it's the Lenny's Crevice cover.)

Deja Boo-Hoo: I've cried over this before.

Okay, I sat here for the obligatory 5 minutes, and couldn't come up with anything else. I think they've all been done now. (=

-- Anonymous, September 04, 1999

Deja cue- I've missed this line before
Deja LePew- I've seen that skunk before
Deja fondue- I've stuck that on a stick and put it in a pot before
Deja shiatzu- I've had that massaged before
Deja askew- Why am I always so weird?
Deja Flew- I've seen Nurse Ratchet before
Deja II: the Elecric Boogaloo- I've seen this sequel before
Deja Keanu- I've never seen anyone act this badly before...well, maybe once
Deja whoo!- I've seen Rick Flair wrestle before/ I've seen Michael Jackson grab his crotch before
Deja Mu- I've seen this sorority girl before, and she was just as annoying
Deja Nu- I've seen this frat boy before and he was wearing the same baseball cap
Deja J. Crew- Didn't I just get one of these damn catalogues?
Deja don't you have anything better to do?- I've labored this long over a response before


-- Anonymous, September 05, 1999

Maybe not quite all done.

Deja Flue: What Santa says every Christmas.
Deja Anjou: I had this pear before
Deja Flu: I've been this sick before.
Deja Brute: I've seen that guy named vinnie-no knees before. EEEK!
deja Brew: I've had this beer before
Deja Sioux: I've had these indians take my scalp before.
deja bujutsu: I've felt that martial arts before.
deja Jujitsu: I've done that throw before.
deja queue: I've stod in this line before.
deja Gnu: I've used this editor before.
deja whoo!: I've seen her in this dress before--but hey its worth it!
deja loot: What the Bank of new York should have said.

musical:
deja lute
deja Hoot: i've heard that horn before
deja flute: What you say halfway through "Peter and the wolf"

deja fruit: I've seen that still life before.
deja suit: Said about lawyers during the second week of any deja sue.
deja lube: i've had my oil changed before

deja clew: I've seen this ball of yarn before (said if married to a knitter without a niddy-noddy) also a great scrabble word (too bad I didn't get it)

Pammie, Thank you for the wonderful journal. You make me laugh even on the crummiest days.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 1999

Deja Fugu - I've had this lethal fish before.
Deja Absolut - I was drunk the first time too.
Deja Loo - And then I ran to the bathroom.

Mixing my ethnic groups a bit, but it's for a good cause, eh?

-- Anonymous, September 05, 1999

deja isuzu - I've seen that car before...
deja shih tzu - I've seen that dog before...
deja mee-oo - Don't ask me. My cat said that in response to the previous entry.
deja...deja... Darn. I can't remember.


-- Anonymous, September 05, 1999

deja adieu: I've bid goodbye to you before.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 1999

And, finally, the inevitable advice to everybody who's contributed to this thread:

Don't quit your deja.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 1999

Deja Tu-tu -- I've seen "Swan Lake" before
Deja Tutu -- I've seen this Bishop before
Deja J. Crew -- I've worn "spruce" before
Deja Sioux -- I've seen this mid-80's Goth Band before


-- Anonymous, September 06, 1999

For the situation where you *have* been in a situation before, but don't remember a thing about it -- Voo jah-day

Anita of Anita's Book of Days

-- Anonymous, September 06, 1999

Deja pu pu - I've eaten these appetizers before.
Deja curfew - I've had to be home at this time before.
Deja mu mu - I've worn this caftan before.
Deja mon dieu! - I've been surprised in French before.
Deja you - I've met you before.
Deja true - I've told the truth before.
Deja fongou (sp?) - I've told you to f-off in French before.
Deja slew - I've killed this bug before.
Deja blew - I've blown out these candles before.
Deja-choo! - I've sneezed like that before.
Deja Belew - I've heard this alternative musician before.
Deja boo! - I've been scared by this ghost before.
Deja Tatoo - I've seen this episode of Fantasy Island before.
Deja shrew - I've tried to tame this dame before.
Deja cuckoo - I've met this loonie before.
Deja cockatoo - I've seen this episode of Baretta before.
Deja boo hoo - I've cried about this before.
Deja to do - I've done this list before.
Deja dew - I've seen this condensation before.
Deja ew! - I've been grossed out by this before.
Deja glue - I've sniffed this adhesive before.
Deja crew - I've had this haircut before.
Deja sue - I've filed this lawsuit before.
Deja foo' - I've pitied the person who messed with Mr. T before.
Deja Sulu - I've seen this Star Trek before.
Deja Clue - I've played this board game before.
Deja cue - I've used this billiard stick before.
Deja Badu - I've heard this singer before.
Deja Timbuktu - I've been to this country before. (or, I've heard this '80s band before.)

Pamie, you're a sick, sick woman...deja Kajagoogoo was my favorite. Deja bless you!

-- Anonymous, September 06, 1999

Deja Hooloovoo: I've seen this superintelligent shade of the color blue before.

Deja Mildew: I've cleaned this before.

Deja Sinew: I've seen you before. You're buff.

Deja Perdue: I've seen this chicken before.

Am I the only one remembering Tim Kazurinsky's word bits from the SNL Weekend Updates of 15 years ago? You know, where he'd explain that menopause for bears was "Gentle Ben-opause", and when it came infrequently, it was "now-and then-opause"?

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Deja GNU - I've used this flavor of Unix before.

Deja Blew - I've been with the president in this windowless hallway next to the Oval Office before.

Deja Peru - I've seen this llama before.

Deja Shoe - I've had this Nike before. Deja Q - I've seen this omnipotent being before.

Deja Baloo - I've read The Jungle Book before.

Deja Roo - I've read too much Winnie the Pooh before.

Deja Goo - I've eaten school lunch food before.

Deja Xanadu - I've been in paradise before.

Deja View - I've looked out this window before.

Deja Whew! - I've finished something major before.

Deja Boo - I've seen that ghost before.

Deja New - Hey, it's new to me!

Deja John Woo - I've seen this martial-arts movie before.

Deja Hue - I've seen that color before

Deja Jew - I've been in Israel before.

Deja Mew - I've had this kitten before.

Deja Brought to You by the Letter U - I've seen this Sesame Street before.

Deja Clue - I've found this evidence before.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Deja Maccu Piccu

I've seen this Sacred Valley of the Incas before

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Deja Blue - I've seen this screen of death before

Deja Fu - Your Kung-Fu moves are old-school!

Deja Sue - I've been litigated for this before.

Dejawoo - Isn't it a new brand of car?

Dejazoo - That giraffe has left smelly pies here before.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Deja Aunt Beru: I've cared for an ungrateful nephew before.

Deja R2D2: I've worked on this 'toody robot before.

Deja atty-tood: I've put up with your smart mouth before.

Deja plus: I've asked my waiter for more in French before.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

I just have 1 and then I will be Deja Through.
Deja Mu Mu - I have worn this big dress before.
Becca

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Okay, I have a couple more: Deja roux-- I've made this sauce before.
Deja gnu-- I've seen this episode of the Great Space Coaster before.
Deja baloo-- I've heard this bear sing before.
Deja true-- I've heard this Spandau Ballet song before.
Deja canoe canoe-- I've heard that ad before.
Deja Days of the New-- I've hated this band before
Deja Slew-- I've been beaten in this game before
Deja Achoo-- I've had this cold before.
Deja Hoobejoo-- I've had this anal probe before (for the South Park fans)

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

deja deep blue: i've seen these big animated sharks before.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 1999

Deja Hullabaloo -- I've caused a ruckus before; alternately, I've seen this 60's dance show before.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

I wanted to wait for the list to get a bit silly before unleashing these on you--

Deja Buttafuoco - I've seen Fatal Attraction before.
Deja Bruce (Willis) - I've seen dead people before.
Deja James Taylor - I've seen fire and I've seen rain before...

okay. maybe not that silly.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

Pamie: You've created monsters out of us all!! What have you got to say for yourself, young lady?!

I can't believe I thought of two more, and they haven't been used even!! (=

Deja Sweet Baboo: I've read that comic strip before.

Deja Part Deux: I've seen that Charlie Sheen movie before.

Shame on us! SHAME!

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

revision:

I've seen daed people before - Deja Nosferatu

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

What we celebrate every Easter Sunday - Deja Jew

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

mike, that last one was terrible. awful. completely tasteless. oh, and did i mention that i laughed so hard i scared the cat?

man, pamie, you've got me thinking about this ALL THE TIME.

deja peggy sue: i've heard this oldie on the radio before.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

Eric,

Sick of these deja jokes, too. I got your back, yo.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

Dej-achoo: they really do come in threes. Deja foux: Damn, crazy again ... Deja folie a deux: ... and so are you.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 1999

it shall never end.

Deja Baloo -- I've floated on that bear's belly in the Jungle Book before.

stasi, Jungle Book lover

-- Anonymous, September 09, 1999

Okay, after these, stick a fork in my ass, turn me over, I'm done--

An Isreali Prime Minister left office again - Deja Netinyahu
Nurse Ratched, please don't tell my mother again - Deja Over The Cuchoo's Nest One Flew
I've seen a tough man make a tender chicken before - Deja Frank Purdue

-- Anonymous, September 09, 1999

...not to mention Yabba-dabba Deja Vu...

-- Anonymous, September 10, 1999

Deja A la rechrche du temps perdu: I've had these biscuits before.
Deja Nanoo Nanoo: I've greeted this alien before.

-- Anonymous, September 10, 1999

Deja screw: I've f***ed up this bad before. Deja MOO: I've been in this object-oriented chat room before. Deja edu: I've seen that college email address before. Deja two: Four. Deja too: I've ALSO seen it before!

I *loved* Deja Jew! I can just picture those Roman guards seeing Christ resurrected before them and saying that! :)

-- Anonymous, January 21, 2000