BOY WOULD WE BE FULL BUT LET ME TELL YOU, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO GET TOGETHER AND AFTER WE FINISHED EATING THE PIG, WE COULD ALL GO SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, SINCE WE ARE AT A HAWAIIN LUAU, WE COULD PRETEND THAT IT'S THE PACIFIC OCEAN, AND WE COULD HAVE CHICKEN FIGHTS IN THE COLD WATER AND WE COULD SEE IF THE TIDE WILL REALLY PULL YOU OUT. OR WE COULD GO FOR WALKS ON THE BEACH, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE WE'LL FIND PRETTY SHELLS ALONG THE WAY, AND WE COULD THROW SAND AT EACH OTHER, AND I COULD RUN UP TO SOMEONE AND PUT A HANDFUL OF SAND DOWN HER GRASS SKIRT, AND THEN RUN AWAY, LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME, AND SHE'D PLAYFULLY ANNOYED, SMILE AND SHAKER HER HEAD LIKE "WHAT AN IDIOT" BUT IT WOULD BE FUN. AND THERE WOULD BE ONE GUY WHO COULD SPEND A LONG TIME DIGGING A DEEP HOLE AND SEEING IF HE COULD FIND WATER, LIKE 50 FEET AWAY FROM THE OCEAN, AND FEEL LIKE HE DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TODAY IF HE DUG TO WATER...SOMETHING OF CONSEQUENCE, SOMETHING TO BE REMEMBERED BY, SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, SOMETHING LIKE WHEN NEIL ARMSTRONG TOOK HIS FIRST STEPS, OR WHEN MAGELLEN FIRST WENT ON A BOAT, OR WHEN STEVEN KING LEARNED TO WRITE, OR WHEN CASEY TOOK THE PART AS THE KID WHO HOLDS THE CANDLE IN THAT QUICK SCENE IN "PROPHECY". THEN WE COULD ALL HAVE A LOT OF FUN AND WE COULD PLAY A REALLY BIG GAME OF ULTIMATE FRISBEE (I HAVE A FRISBEE THAT I COULD BRING. IT'S A RED ONE !! ) AND WE WOULD RUN AND PLAY ON THE BEACH. AND THEN WE COULD BURY EACH OTHER IN THE SAND, AND MAYBE MAKE CASTELS.

I REALLY WOULD LOVE THAT.

-- jimmy jam (jimmy_jam@mailcity.com), June 21, 1999

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