TIME FOR A NEW POST.... I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF WE ALL ORGANIZED A LUAU AND WE ALL GOT TOGETHER AND ROASED A BIG PIG WITH AN APPLE IN IT'S MOUTH, AND WE COULD ROAST THE BIG PIG OVER A FIRE THAT WE COULD MAKE, MAYBE ON A BEACH. AND EVERYBODY --AS A KIND OF FUN THING TO DO --COULD DRESS IN HAWAIIN GARB, YOU KNOW, THE GUYS CAN HAVE ON TAN SHORTS AND A BRIGHT HAWAIIN TYPE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT WITH PALM TREES OR PINEAPPLES ON IT, PRINTED ALL OVER THE SHIRT,AND THE GIRLS COULD BE IN GRASS SKIRTS WITH SKIMPY BIKINI'S ON AND WE COULD ALL DANCE. BUT INSTEAD OF DANCING TO THAT FOLK MUSIC THAT THOSES FUNNY HAWAIIN PEOPLE LIKE, WE COULD CHOOSE OUR OWN MUSIC TO LISTEN TO. LIKE MADONNA, OR MARIAH CAREY, AND WE COULD SING ALONG TO THE MUSIC BECAUSE WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO "PAPA DON'T PREACH" AND TO "VISION OF LOVE" AND WE COULD DANCE AROUND AND SMELL THE GOODNESS OF THE COOKING PIG. AND WE COULD EAT PINEAPPLES. AND WE COULD REMEMBER DIFFERENT SCENES IN CASEY'S MOVIES AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT WAS WHEN HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN GOOD WILL HUNTING AND HE HAD THE BASEBALL MITT ON, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING WITH THE BASEBALL GLOVE UPSTAIRS, AND WE'D LAUGH AND LAUGH, AND WE COULD REMEBER WHEN HE MADE THE LEWD COMMENT TO NICOLE KIDMAN IN "TI DIE FOR" AND WE'D LAUGH AND THEN WE'D START DRINKING. AND WE WOULD DRINK FOR A REEALLY LONG TIME, BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME, IT IS NO SMALL FEAT TO COOK AN ENTIRE PIG, AND WE COULD DRINK A LOT OF BEER, LIKE CORONA'S WITH LIME, OR DOS EQUIS WITH LIME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF BEER THEY HAVE IN HAWAII, BUT HAWAIINS ARE A LOT LIKE MEXICANS, AND THAT'S THE BEER THAT WE'D HAVE AT OUR LUAU. AND WE COULD GET DRUNK AND REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BY TELLING FUNNY STORIES ABOUT OURSELVES. LIKE THE TIME THAT I WAS IN FOURTH GRADE AND I FELL OFF THE TREE ONTO MY GYM TEACHER WHO I WAS WATCHING BECAUSE SHE USED TO SUNBATHE DURING FIFTH PERIOD AND SHE'D TAKE HER TOP OFF AND SIT IN THE SUN IN HER BRA LIKE IT WAS A BIKINI, AND EVERYBODY COULD LAUGH, AND LAUGH, AND REALLY HAVE FUN. THEN WHEN THE PIG IS LIKE AN HOUR FROM BEING COOKED, WE COULD LIE BLAKETS DOWN, AND WE'D ALL BE REALLY DRUNK, SO ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS COULD PAIR OFF AND SIT ON THE BLANKET AND WATH THE SLOWLY TURNING PIG, COOKING AND DRIPPIN FAT AND GREASE OFF THE CHARRED SKIN, AND WE COULD MAKE OUT IN THE WAFT OF GOODNESS....MAKE OUT AND KISS AND NECK AND MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WILL DO MORE, BUT MAYBE NOT.

AND WHEN THE PIG IS ROASTED, WE COULD EAT AND THROW BITS O' PIG AT EACH OTHER AND TRY TO CATH IT IN OUR MOUTHS LIKE SOME PEOPLE TRY TO DO. AND WE COULD REALLY MAKE A MESS ON THE BEACH, BECAUSE MOTHER NATURE HAS A FUNNY WAY OF CLEANING AFTER PEOPLE ON A BEACH, WITH THE TIDE AND THE WIND CARRYING THE GARBAGE AWAY AND INTO THE DEEP, DARK SECLUSION OF THE UNDERSEA WORLD.

I THINK IT SOUNDS FUN....DO YOU???

-- jimmy jam (jimmy_jam@mailcity.com), June 21, 1999

Answers

Ngono like idea of big pig burning festival. Remind Ngono of time in homeland when people burn a pig at big festival near the ocean, and people dance.

Ngono know all words to mariah carey songs. ALL OF DEM

Ngono love mariah and casey and smelling burning pig.

Burn pig...Ngono say BURN PIG.

Ngono had a vision of love, and it was a burning pig.

AAAAHhhhhhhhhhhh sweet destiny.

-- Ngono Oshinyabe (oshinyabe@hotmail.com), June 21, 1999.

you guys are too funny

-- sonia (luvs184@excite.com), June 23, 1999.

A very late reply, but you guys are really fuckin funny. i don't like burning pig, but i like luau, making out, and beer, so thats a plus. Still laughing!

-- Naia (Csant69494@aol.com), December 13, 1999.

i'm up for a corona!

-- Susi-Q (Pensivefix@aol.com), March 20, 2000.

i'm up for coronas.

-- Susi-Q (Pensivefix@aol.com), March 20, 2000.

What is a Corona?...I am not stupid I just have no idea.

-- unknown (armitage487@aol.com), March 21, 2000.

it's a mexican cervesa. that is mexican beer. my favorite in the beer department, personally. best with lime.

-- Susi-Q (Pensivefix@aol.com), March 21, 2000.