....AND AFTER WE GO BACK TO THE BOAT SO THAT WE CAN CATCH THE CIRCLE LINE OR THE FERRY AND WE THROW FISH AT THE TOURISTS AND PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON THE ISLAND. ALL OUR FISH GO FLYIN' AT THEM, AND RUBBER BOOTS THAT WE HAVE ON, AND CATCH LIKE IN THE CARTOONS AND WE GIVE EACH OTHER HIGH-FIVES AND LAUGH AND SAY FUCK YOU TO THE COAST GUARD WHEN THEY COME AND WE ACT LIKE THEY AREN'T THERE AND WE IGNORE THEM. GOOD, RIGHT ? WE TALK IN A MAKE-BELIEVE, FUNNY LANGUAGE AND WE ACT LIKE WE'RE DEAF SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH ANY OF THEIR SHIT ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS. AND...THEN WHAT WE DO IS THROW FISH AT THEM AND LAUGH LIKE WE'RE CRAZY OR FROM SOME OTHER COUNTRY WHERE THIS KIND OF STUFF GOES ON EVERYDAY AND WE GO IN THE CABIN AND HIDE WHEN THEY START TO COME ON BOARD AND WE COUNT 1, 2, 3...ETC LIKE IN HIDE AND GO SEEK. AND JUST WHEN THE COASTGUARD CATCHES US WE START SCREAMING "ROAD TRAIN" LIKE CASEY IN THE MOVIE RACE THE SUN...

ROAD TRAIN

-- jimmy jam (jimmy_jam@mailcity.com), June 16, 1999

Answers

Those are two of the funniest messages I have read so far on this site. I laughed hysterically about the pirate cove and the boat- bumping and the "Race The Sun" reference.

Thank you! -E

-- Webmaster (webmaster@caseyaffleck.com), June 18, 1999.

YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER! I HATE YOU! YOU MUST BE A MAN, I BET A MAN WITH A SMALL DICK, NOT LIKE CASEY I HEARD HE HAS A BIG WILLIE FOR SUCH A SHORT GUY DID YOU KNOW HE JUST HAD HIS TEETH CAPPED LIKE HIS DUMBASS BRO DID FOR ARMAGGEDON I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH LIV TYLER, EVEN THOUGH I AM A GIRL! I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT! SHE REMINDS ME OF HER BIGLIPPED DAD. JIMMY JAM , MAKE OUT WITH ME IWANT YOU TO DO ME DOGGY STYLE AND RECITE THE WORDS FROM 200 CIGS TO ME, I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH CASEY THROUGH YOU, CALL ME! I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM- JUST A HINT- I WENT TO COLLEGE IN NYC AND HAD A CLASS WITH YOU AND CASEY IN WHICH I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM, BUT I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IWANT TO FUCK YOU JIMMY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1I WANT TO EXPERIENCE LESBIAN SEX TOO WHILE WE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I KNOW I CAN BE DOWN WIT YOU.

-- lila lockshian (lila@excite.com), June 16, 1999.

WOW, I MUST SAY THAT I AM A BIT CONFUSED BY ALL THIS HOSTILITY AND BY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE SUCH A BI@#H, LILA. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID NAME IS LILA ANYWAY. YOU ARE PROBABLBY SOME LOONY WACK JOB GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND AN UGLY ONE AT THAT. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A BREEDER BECAUSE ONE OF YOU IS ENOUGH. I THINK THAT YOU ARE A FAT SLOPPY LOOKING BROAD WITH NO CHANCE FOR A DATE.

-- jimmy jam (jimmy_jam@mailcity.com), June 18, 1999.