Here you can leave little gifts and words to celebrate Birthday Week.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUISHY

Maybe somebody else will write something funny.*sigh*

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

So what day are you having the virtual spanking?

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

I get the first whack on V.S. day!!

Happy Birthday Squishy. Many more. Don't ever go away. You make my day bearable!

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

Happy Birthday Week, Squishy! ...I don't have anything witty to say; I just wanted to celebrate this wonderful site. I mourn the fact that I'm almost finished catching up with older entries and will have to settle down to a mere one entry per weekday.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

I have a pile of tiny woolen mittens for the tiny wooden hand on this Birthday Week (since it doesn't get that cold in Texas, you could probably use them as tiny woolen oven mits or something). The only question I have is if the tiny wooden hand is a leftie or a rightie? I need to know which ones to send.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

Ha! I think that all of the tiny wooden hands are right handed.

But I'm not sure.

I'll have to check tonight and see (since we now have five tiny wooden hands...)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

Happy birthday Squishy

Why, I remember when you were just a smart-ass little whippersnapper. Back when your rose was continually runny and you always had these red Kool-Aid stains around your mouth and you'd make all the adults uncomfortable by running around without a shirt on, even in the winter.

Sigh... yep, those were the days. But now you're all grown up, and you can finally start taking some responsibility for yourself. Don't look at me like that. You know what I'm talking about. We expect you to start paying rent, taking out the trash and cleaning up around here. Just LOOK at this place, young lady. You think it's all done by magic?

(sniff)... you never loved us, did you? You never even stay home with us. You're always out with Chuy and Pam and Eric. Why can't we have a simple meal at the dinner table with you anymore?

And this music! Those clothes! I just don't understand it. All I know is that if you walk out that door, don't expect to come back. Maybe your friends will buy you clothes and pay your utility bills. I wash my hands of you.

Oh, and here's your *(#%& gift.

love,
mom

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

Omar,

Hilarious! Very funny! Made me spill milk out of my nose (well, not really, that was added for effect).

And yet, so true! :-)

(What? Yes, I am very tired, thank you for asking)

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

->:o(] "When I'm not pityin' foo's, I read Squishy!"

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

Happy Birthday Week again, Squishy! Today's splash screen is nothing short of genius, and I don't mind saying, Squishy, that you should be very proud that pamie spent so much time creating it.

My gift is a random assortment of twist-ties found around my cubicle. Don't twist them all in one place...

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

I'm glad you like today's splash screen. It was actually created by my friend Jon, though. You can see his webpage here.

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

I wasn't expecting a splash screen. I clicked on your bookmark and then switched to a full-screen Hotlink session. Then all of these freaky lizard roars and static buzzes started cutting in on my music. In the span of a few seconds I thought, "What the hell? I don't remember THAT being on the song. Aigh! Auditory hallucinations, I knew it would start happening one of these days"! After switching back to IE I realized that it was just your website messing with my mind, and settled down enough to appreciate the splash display.

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

I'm glad folks like my gift to Squishy (the flash splash). If I spent as much time on that as on my own page, or, God-forbid, MY JOB, then I probably would not feel so guilty for being a lazy as

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

Happy Birthday...After being off-line for 2 weeks looking for a new ISP, I can't believe how much I missed my journals.

'Specially Squishy - HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

Di

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

Happy Birthday Week Pamie!!!

I was going to write a poem to dedicate this week... but I am am not feeling witty no poetry will leak

-- Anonymous, June 10, 1999

happy, happy birthday squisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday squishy dear happy birthday to you... (too bad you can't hear me *sniffle* I really can carry a tune *grin*)

*hugs & kisses & best wishes always*

-- Anonymous, June 11, 1999

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, You look like a website And you smell like one, too.

Today's clever Birthday Week wish is sponsored by Crisco. Not really.

Okay, I'm just not having a witty day. Sue me. I love you, Squishy!

-- Anonymous, June 11, 1999

Happy Birthday, Squishy...and the Taylor wav is hysterically funny!

-- Anonymous, June 11, 1999

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUISHY!

Now quit squishin' poor Taylor!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 1999

Happy Birthday, Squishy!

You begin my mornings. You make me laugh and occasionally sigh. You are the reason I wear a WWPD bracelet. You complete me. You had me at hello. You are the wind beneath my wings. You are the John to my Ringo. You are the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, and the newt's melanoma. You know you make me want to shout. You oughtta know.

You are the last bastion of intelligent personal internet writing. You are the chronicles of a woman dear to my heart that I've never met and probably never will. You are a constant, enduring reminder that nobody, nobody, can eat fifty eggs.

Happy Birthday, Squishy! Oops, I already said that.

-- Anonymous, June 16, 1999

Happy, HAPPY, Happy Bi Bi Birthday Squishy! For Birthday Week I have this to say: May all your Red Bull induced dreams come true! Oh, and thanks for reading the mom for me pamie. It sounds great! Now it's a whole Monk's show! You the BOMB! THE REST BETTA RECOGNIZE--- WADE

-- Anonymous, June 16, 1999