Is there something so great in your life that you just want to share it with others? Don't keep a good thing to yourself... I promise not to hold it against you...

ew, that sounded like a pick-up line.

sorry.

-- Anonymous, March 30, 1999

Answers

Here is one for your Q & A on sex tips:

Let your female lover diddle her twiddle with a Popsicle ( I prefer watermelon favored) until she has melted it enough to "bite" the tip off. Feel free to help her by eating during the process. After this numbing experience for her a warm cock will feel good as she thaws!

Never met an "Ice Queen" that could resist this one.

-- Anonymous, March 31, 1999

Bueno -- here is one word that I have found in my years as a sex advice columnist will help anyone: foreplay. Cannot stress this enough, my friends. We're all strapped for time -- hell, I could be bumping the Bishop myself right now -- but remember that the amount of foreplay is directly proportionate to the pleasure that will be had upon climax. The equation looks something like this:

foreplay x time / visages of the Virgin Mary + guilt - Wesson oil = Yeeaahhhhhaaahhh... oh. oh god. Don't move. No.. wait... don't move don't... AGGGHHH!! You moved!!! (to the third power)

for more, www.senorsex.com

-- Anonymous, March 31, 1999

This is actually in response to another answer, Dave Oliver's popsicle thingie. Ick, ick, ick! With bonus ick points for actually using the phrase "diddle her twiddle." Really cold stuff burns if you put it down there, and for God's sake -- a watermelon popsicle? Sticky, gooey, bright pink disgustingness.

On the other hand, the much-maligned nipple-sucking really does drive some men wild, if you do it right.

-- Anonymous, March 31, 1999

I'm with Cathy on the popsicle ick-factor. Bleurgh! I had to read that with my legs crossed. The hot and cold thing that Pamie mentioned can be a bit risky, BUT, something like champagne, or other fizzy beverage, held in the mouth can be very .. uhmm ... interesting.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 1999

As to the popsicle thing... you've just got the flavor wrong!

Banana! Banana! Yummy.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 1999

banana! how nauseating.

ick.

I have found that chocolate syrup and honey and whipped cream all cause massive tummy aches... but champagne and strawberries is much easier on your stomach... and makes you feel like a rich couple.

-- Anonymous, April 02, 1999

Honey and chocolate syrup and whipped cream are really heavy, yeah. Which is why I bought a little bottle of Italian flavored syrup. They're really cheap, really light, not quite as sticky as you may think, and come in a huge amount of flavors.

-- Anonymous, April 02, 1999

Ok, Dave Oliver, you need to take your popsicles and put them in your "twiddle" and see how you like it! BRRR! NO, BAD KITTY!!!

As for my helpful advice...heh heh heh... Fizzy, COLD beverages are great to surprise your man. I like to put a ice cold root beer next to the bed (or couch or floor or kitchen table...), and then tell him to close his eyes, and then sip some root beer and...surprise! The combo of the cold and the fizz works like a champ. Also, panckae syrup, especially the flavored variety, is always nice. You can add a few drops of hot water, and then nuke it for a FEW seconds to get it all warm and runny...mmm, nice. Fruit Roll-Ups are nice too. Make a "condom" out of one and um...lick it off. A nice non-food item is Pleasure Balm, in the Kama Sutra line of adult aids. It's kind of minty, tingly, kind of like vaginal Ben-Gay. The woman puts a TINY amount on her 'button', and then in a few seconds, she's feeling great. Trust me on this one! If the guy wants to head south after she uses that, he can, but he should definetely wait a few minutes for it to soak in, or else it might do odd things to his tounge. Oh, and guys would more than likely not enjoy Pleasure Balm on their penis. If you decide to try it guys, just use a microscopic amount to start, and have a damn washcloth handy in case you don't like it.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 1999

Sorry Melliebee, Root Beer sounds good for that but try a milkshake instead (whatever flavor you prefer)! Liquids warm up quicker while the milkshake will stay cold longer! You will find that this works better for him and still tastes great to you! The coldness of the shake is unbelievable, then warmth while waiting for the next sip and then cold again! It's like an orgazmic explosion that will have him screammin in pleasure. This will blow his mind into outrageous proportions!

-- Anonymous, April 10, 1999

I have found that a little dab of noxema can do wonders to a women now I don't sleep with men so I would not know what it would do for them but my girlfriend likes it and before you freak it is water soluble(sp) and non toxic. It's cold then hot... a little dab'll do ya

Just a suggestion -s

-- Anonymous, April 14, 1999

Okay, the Noxema thing sounds almost as painful as the popsicle, but obviously someone must like that sort of thing. Personally, I find that anything sweet eventually becomes sticky, and then I'm just annoyed and we'd damn well better be done by then because I'm taking a shower, and no you can't join me because you're all covered in sticky stuff. And damn it, look at the sheets.

I just do not like food products as part of my sexual routine.

Iced vodka, however, can be a very nice thing.

-- Anonymous, April 15, 1999

This may not be so rare, but I have never experienced it before my current boyfriend...

I'm enjoying sex more now than I ever have before, because he takes a lot of initiative in bed. Meaning that he often changes our position and moves me around. I'm a bit of a bottom, so I enjoy giving up the control, and he likes having us just where he wants us.

Another thing that is new with this (great) guy is what we do to feel especially intimate during sex. I've heard lots of people who like to look into each other's eyes, or kiss the whole time to feel particularly intimate. What we do is simply to have our cheeks/foreheads touching. Somehow, having our heads in contact makes us feel closer.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 1999

Are we still talking about the popsicle thing? 'Cause if we are... did anyone else wonder what would happen if your skin froze? You know, frostbite on your cooch?? How in the world are you supposed to explain that to the people in the emergency room??? "Kinky sex. Don't ask anything else. I read Pamie's forum and tried something new."

I don't have any tips. Waterbeds are not good for those prone to getting boat-sick. I guess you could always take Dramamine before the action, but then you'd fall asleep halfway through, which is never good either.

-- Anonymous, June 08, 1999

I don't know how I missed this thread before. Oh boy do I have a lot of tips, but I'll just describe my wife's latest favorite. I went and bought one of those inflatable swimming pools. About 4'x 8'x 3'--enough room for two of you to spread out comfortably. Then I bought about 30 packets of instant chocolate pudding. Have plenty of big bowls and refrigerator space handy. Make the pudding, and give it some time to gel. Meanwhile inflate the pool in your living room/bedroom--wherever you have space. I actually had to bring my wife through the living room( where the pool was) because of where our front door is; she just looked at the pool, and looked at me and smiled and asked what I was up too. I just grinned and told her that she had to go to the bedroom and get nekkid. (Make sure that she is in the mood for this or you will just bomb) After her exit I emptied all the pudding into the pool. It covered about half of one end. Have enough to move around in or it isn't effective. Then I put down a trail of towels leading to the shower for easy after cleanup. I also had some human sundae accoutrements;spray whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ect. No hard things--like nuts. Then I went and blindfolded her when she was ready. I led her out into the living room, helped her over the edge of the pool stepping right into the pudding. Make sure she doesn't slip when she gets temporarily freaked by the initial contact. Then take the blindfold off. Get down and dirty! Actually we had more fun throwing each other sliding on our asses across the pool. It did get hot in there though.

-- Anonymous, June 09, 1999

I feel kinda silly posting this, but the popsicle thing really isn't bad at all as long as there's a warm mouth immediately following.... and of course, whipped cream and chocolate are always nice.

And the pudding sounds like a fun idea!

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2000

Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it! I masturbated with a popsicle once, and it felt great! Just make sure you have a towel under you or something. I got the idea from Janine's "ice dildo" thing - a popsicle was the closest thing I had. When I first saw the video, I thought "OHMIGOD that must be cold!" But I was curious, and boy was I ever glad. I was alone so I can only imagine what it would have been like had my boyfriend been there... hoo boy!!! :)

-- Anonymous, March 03, 2000

I masturbated with an eskimo pie once, but man... was that eskimo pissed.

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2000

I feel *really* silly posting this, but one thing I really like is to go down on a woman immediately after we've had sex (unless I used a condom, because then she tastes gross). SOme women I know are incredibly turned on by this... one woman I was with would be on top and as soon as I came and started to slow down she would move her way up and go from straddling one head to straddling the other.

Other women I have been with either don't like it because of physical reasons or they find the thought disgusting.

I have to admit I have always wanted to try going down on a woman immediately after she had sex with another guy.

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2000

OK, I'll bite. Heh-heh... no pun intended.

I don't know about the popsicle thing; sounds like a bit much to me, but who knows? I do know an ice cube in the mouth during cunnilingus or fellatio can be quite delicious for the receiving partner. The warmth of the mouth and the cold of the cube can create some amazing quivers.

You ever get that famous urband legend e-mail about Altoids? You know, the female sales rep who chewed a bunch before lunch with her boyfriend, then gave him a blowjob at lunch, and blew his mind? Well, apparently (and I won't say how I know this), it's true. Especially if you remove your mouth (briefly) and blow lightly.

Lubricants are my favorite latest fun sex tip. Makes things all slippery and way sexy, especially during foreplay (e.g., manual manipulation, for either partner). They come in some yummy flavors, and some even get warm when they come in contact with air. I think Kama Sutra makes one like this, too, but I've never tried it.

Wow, I think I'm actually blushing. Besides the forum about boobs, this is definitely the most intimate stuff I've ever shared here!

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000

RE: Altoids...

I'd heard about that. I'd also heard about pop-rocks.

Funny thing is I have a friend who publishes a zine called Friction out in Ohio and she did an article on this. She researched this (well, not firsthand research, or if she did it never made it into the article) by talking to doctors, biological researchers, and getting comments from the company that makes Altoids. They said that they were "aware of the legend" but that altoids was marketed only as a mint, not a sexual aid.

It was hilarious.

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2000