I woke up yesterday with a man's thumb up my ass. After telling him to remove the digit from my bum I asked him what he thought he was going to accomplish. The man stated that he like to play with ass holes along with toes and belly buttons. Knowing that this man claims to be 100% heterosexual I got curious. If a person prefers to play with ass holes more than any other body part, why would they limit themselves to one sex? I mean both male and females have ass holes and allowing yourself to play with either greatly increases your chance of finding a willing ass hole to play with. What do you think?

-- Sarah Marie Wright (nixie2@hotmail.com), November 30, 1998

Answers

Wow. I mean, wow.

That there is a problem.

I'm going to nip this thing in the bud, hehe, and answer the questions.

First off, I guess you have to decide for yourself if you mind having your ass played with in that fashion. Then, you have to determine if you like it. Some people feel violated, but excited by it. Some people love it. There is no "wrong" or "right" answer, it is a subjective decision. Some people enjoy anal insertion, some do not. It's kind of like chocolate ice cream vs. strawberry ice cream.

As for the 100% heterosexuality, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm not touchin' that one with a 60 foot pole, at least not yet.

Everyone is uniquely fascinated by some aspect of the human body. Defecation, while not a "pretty" thing, is a necessary part of existance. The orifice of defecation can certainly be fascinating.

As for limiting himself, your gentleman friend may not be limiting himself. He may feel restrained by society into a prescribed notion of normalcy. Perhaps he'd love to stick his thumb up some guy's butt, and was actually pretending you were a guy while he did it. Perhaps he just hasn't found Mr. Right yet. Perhaps... well, you get the idea.

I agree; bisexuals are equal opportunity lovers.

I also think that cheese sandwiches are good, wholesome food.

I think that concrete is preferable to hardwood floors.

Most decisions are subjective.

Perhaps he has tried a wide array of male orifices and found them unpleasant for whatever reason, and just find female orifices more attractive.

I'm no expert, tho. I just come up with stupid answers.

-- William (spqrspqr@hotmail.com), November 30, 1998.

when i put my fingers up my asshole...

..."sometimes i"...

...sit on yer thumb and spin.

dar. buttsex is fun. let him try it again.

-- Max Harris (adm@sal.mhasd.k12.wi.us), November 30, 1998.

the rosebud is the only part of your body worth its opening in champagne - you can fuck it shit through it and get the mist pleasurable orgasms from masturbating it- tell me more - i dare you

-- dug (dg.wow@ic24.net), September 03, 1999.